{"id":445,"date":"2005-03-05T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-06T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=362"},"modified":"2005-03-05T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-06T06:00:00","slug":"attaining-enlightenment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=445","title":{"rendered":"attaining enlightenment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OMG.<\/p>\n<p \/>It was too, too awesome outside today. The yoga blocks were propping the windows, and the cats fought over the best outdoor-sniffing spots. In the usual me-style, I ushered in spring with the short pants. The day I start wearing capris and shoes with no socks, then it must, by law, stay above 50 degrees permanently. That&#8217;s how it should work, at least.<\/p>\n<p \/>So, here is some more deeply-fascinating weekend news.<\/p>\n<p \/>Friday night, I took Micci and Catherine to Suzi&#8217;s for the first time. Turns out Micci used to work with Sarah, my favorite server girl in the entire universe, in a previous life. Sarah sat with us half the night and made me laugh so hard I couldn&#8217;t eat for fear of spitting pizza on the table. She&#8217;s married to one of the tattoo artists at Uptown Tattoo, so she reviewed for us the long and sordid history of tattoo-politics in Minneapolis. Also, she showed us all her tattoos in detail, at least as far as decency allowed. Her left arm is a full sleeve depicting a circus freakshow. It was beautiful and stomach-turning creepy at the very same time.<\/p>\n<p \/>Last night, I saw the Kings of Leon at the Fine Line. I love them. I love Tennessee. I loved the opening band, too, The Features, although they&#8217;re one of those bands who&#8217;s really great live and their CD gets old after two listens. But I&#8217;m only on listen one, so all is well. Anyway, it&#8217;s hard not to love a band from Murfreesboro.<\/p>\n<p \/>While waiting for the show to start, these two guys barged their way up to the front near us and started hitting on anything within shouting distance. Between sets, I pointed out the monstrous arms on this roadie onstage. Creepy dude (who was sure our entire conversation that night involved him) saw his opportunity and piped up with, &#8220;Hey, I&#8217;ve been working out!&#8221; I gave him the overexaggerated thumbs-up, because he was surely a winner. He twisted around and presented his right bicep, saying, &#8220;Wanna feel my arm?&#8221; I shook my head no and he stammered for several seconds before retreating to his Red-Bull-drinkin&#8217; pal. Now, I can guess why his right arm might be in prime condition, but I&#8217;m going to conjecture that it has nothing to do with the gym.<\/p>\n<p \/>The show rocked hard and the crowd was awesome and not too rowdy, which is good because there&#8217;s nothing like getting stomped on by drunk guys wheeling out of a mosh pit. A favorite moment was when he ended <i>Spiral Staircase<\/i> with, &#8216;That song is called <i>Dylan Hicks can suck my fucking cock<\/i>.&#8217; Seems our crabbiest reviewer <a href='http:\/\/www.citypages.com\/databank\/26\/1265\/article13025.asp' target='somewhere'>shredded them in Citypages<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p \/>Here is a <a href='http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/images\/kingsofleon.jpg' target='somewhere'>photo<\/a> from the show and <a href='http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/images\/kings.3gp' target='somewhere'>phone video<\/a> in that 3gp format, if you can figure out how to play it. Quicktime seems to work.<\/p>\n<p \/>Today was cleaning, brunch, baking, shopping, baking, flowers, cookies, coffee, stretching, lifting, taxes, Lake Calhoun (I walked out onto the lake from the beach, and found it alarmingly slushy. I figured it was safe because there were other people out there. I&#8217;m aware it&#8217;s this kind of reasoning that gets everyone in trouble.), baking, dishes, nap, knitting (home), Luce, knitting (Dunn Brothers), and typing this.<\/p>\n<p \/>And speaking of Lake Calhoun, <a href='http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/images\/lakeice.jpg' target='somewhere'>here<\/a> are <a href='http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/images\/lakeice2.jpg' target='somewhere'>photos<\/a> of the ice.<\/p>\n<p \/>While I was typing this, my mom called in a panic. She has some problems with her knee, so she&#8217;s been doing physical therapy for a few weeks now.<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<div class='small'><i>mom<\/i>: I think I&#8217;m doing my exercises wrong! I have a hard bump above my knee!<br \/><i>me<\/i>: Is it above the kneecap, towards the inside?<br \/><i>mom<\/i>: Yes!<br \/><i>me<\/i>: That&#8217;s muscle, mom. It&#8217;s one of your quads.<br \/><i>mom<\/i>: It is?! How do you know so much about this?<br \/><i>me<\/i>: Sigh.<\/div>\n<p \/>Also, I wanted to explain to you about my activity for this week, but I don&#8217;t think I can make sense of yet. Maybe I&#8217;ll tell you when it&#8217;s over. It has made me a smilin&#8217; fool all day long, though. I&#8217;m on a mission.<\/p>\n<p \/>Over and out.<br \/>Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OMG. It was too, too awesome outside today. The yoga blocks were propping the windows, and the cats fought over the best outdoor-sniffing spots. In the usual me-style, I ushered in spring with the short pants. 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