{"id":43,"date":"2008-08-17T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-18T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=764"},"modified":"2008-12-09T14:21:20","modified_gmt":"2008-12-09T20:21:20","slug":"the-most-wonderful-time-of-the-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=43","title":{"rendered":"the most wonderful time of the year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This has been a very excellent and relaxed few days.<\/p>\n<p>I got a haircut and hung out on the patio at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/queen_of_subtle\/2774179097\/\" target=\"x\">El Paraiso<\/a> with Matt and Cindi, went to a BBQ at Ryan&#8217;s on Friday, and played monkey nuts and bocce in Jumi&#8217;s yard on Saturday night, followed by much hysterical laughing in the yard, until it was time to go home and sleep.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, Matt and I took care of the important things early, so we could spend the day on the couch with the sports. I put my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/queen_of_subtle\/2774180555\/\" target=\"x\">real license plates<\/a> on my car, and we did some shopping and cleaning. I dyed my hair, knitted a ton, and we made a couple of really good pizzas for dinner. And, man, we saw a lot of baseball and soccer.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight, Wendy and I are going to go shopping for Mardi Gras decor for our 3-Day van. Our costumes will involve capes. They are going to be awesome.<\/p>\n<p>Some things I realized today after being sent the meme below:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>My Google calendar goes back to December 23, 1999. Thanks, internet! (It&#8217;s been imported from a palm device to Outlook to Yahoo to Gcal over these many years.)<\/li>\n<li>I started writing on here in June 2002. My first website, however, is 13 years old. OLDTIMER!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Anyway, because it&#8217;s Monday and this entertained me&#8230;<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>WHAT WAS I DOING TEN YEARS AGO<br \/>\nHell if I know.Well, I have some idea. In 1998, I worked for the State and Orpheum Theatres as webmaster. It was a pretty crappy position and didn&#8217;t pay much, but it was my first technical job, and put me in the line of work I&#8217;m in today (I&#8217;m a senior developer, working mostly with SQL Server. Did you know that?). Since our first apartment burnt down in 1995 and we bought a house in 2000, I&#8217;m guessing that in 1998, we lived in a rented house on 31st and Grand. The house was pretty great, because despite being across the street from a crack house, we had the run of the place, and got to garden and such. For most of the time there, Heather and I had the 2nd and 3rd stories, and Bertine had the first floor, followed by my sister. I always had the feeling there was something wrong with that house, though. I&#8217;m not sure why.<\/p>\n<p>Other than that, though&#8230; I don&#8217;t really remember. I&#8217;m basing most of this on my <a href=\"http:\/\/dandelife.com\/plinko\/my_life\" target=\"x\">entries here<\/a>. Note the 5-year gap in my history. There&#8217;s probably a reason for that.<\/li>\n<li>WHAT ARE FIVE NON-WORK THAT ARE ON MY TO-DO LIST TODAY<br \/>\n&#8211; check Schwab deposits from ING (postponed, as they&#8217;re not there yet)<br \/>\n&#8211; cancel dermatologist appointment (I&#8217;m cured!)<br \/>\n&#8211; go to the gym<br \/>\n&#8211; go shopping with Wendy<br \/>\n&#8211; beat Matt at Scrabble (hey, I&#8217;m optimistic.)<\/li>\n<li>SNACKS I ENJOY<br \/>\ntiny crunchy dill pickles (this horrifies Matt to no end), yogurt, Wheat Thins, string cheese<\/li>\n<li>THINGS I WOULD DO IF I WERE A BILLIONAIRE<br \/>\n&#8211; leave gigantic tips<br \/>\n&#8211; pay off my siblings&#8217; mortgages<br \/>\n&#8211; donate to the 3-Day<br \/>\n&#8211; find the most responsible investment advisor on earth and let them handle the complicated stuff<br \/>\n&#8211; buy a bar on the beach on an island in the Caribbean<br \/>\n&#8211; transport all my friends to said bar on the beach in the Caribbean<br \/>\n&#8211; travel around the world<br \/>\n&#8211; maybe buy an NHL franchise<\/li>\n<li>PLACES I HAVE LIVED<br \/>\nHales Corners, Wisconsin<br \/>\nWheaton, Illinois<br \/>\nEagan, Richfield, and all-over-South-Minneapolis, Minnesota.<br \/>\nAnd I&#8217;ve slept a few nights in my car.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Have an excellent week, dudes. And lemme know if you play along with this meme as well.<\/p>\n<p>Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This has been a very excellent and relaxed few days. I got a haircut and hung out on the patio at El Paraiso with Matt and Cindi, went to a BBQ at Ryan&#8217;s on Friday, and played monkey nuts and bocce in Jumi&#8217;s yard on Saturday night, followed by much hysterical laughing in the yard, &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=43\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-43","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-meme"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-H","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=43"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=43"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=43"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=43"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}