{"id":427,"date":"2005-04-26T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-27T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=380"},"modified":"2005-04-26T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-27T06:00:00","slug":"ooooooh-sexy-boy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=427","title":{"rendered":"ooooooh. sexy boy."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, hi. You&#8217;re still here?<\/p>\n<p \/>There&#8217;s way too much to catch up on, so I won&#8217;t even bother trying to cover it all. I&#8217;ll just square-bullet some details for you, yes?<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<ul type='square'>\n<li>The <a href='http:\/\/www.runawaytruck.com' target='ilovescotty'>LA travel journal<\/a> has been posted for some time now. I stuck to my more-photos-fewer-words promise, although you may not actually recognize that as fewer words. Trust me.\n<p \/><\/li>\n<li>There&#8217;s something immense and life-changing going on right now, but it&#8217;s one of those things that&#8217;s so good and important that I fear discussing it yet. Not even out of fear of the dreaded jinx, just because I haven&#8217;t gotten over being stunned and doubtful.\n<p \/><\/li>\n<li>I saw probably the 2nd or 3rd-best show of my life last Thursday at Quest. Audioslave, man. Oh my god. I mean, Quest is tiny for that kind of show. It was incredible. They played current stuff, a few new songs, some old Soundgarden (sigh), and a couple Rage classics. Holy shit. The place went wild. LOVED it.\n<p \/>On a side note, are there guys who buy tickets to shows just to grab ass? Seriously. It was nothing less than a feel-epidemic. Because of that, I like to put my phone in the butt-pocket of my pants; it&#8217;s not so much a deterrent as just a surprise, though.<\/p>\n<p \/><\/li>\n<li>Saturday, I saw Maroon 5 at Xcel Center with my sister, who hasn&#8217;t realized yet that the dude is gay. We had completely awesome seats due to my mad clicking skillz. However! I guess I was a little surprised at the crowd. See, their audience at Bonnaroo was the same sort of folks I&#8217;m used to seeing at shows, so it didn&#8217;t occur to me that their broad crossover-appeal would perhaps make the scene in St Paul a little different. Not to say it wasn&#8217;t pretty entertaining to watch a completely energy-free bunch of people.\n<p \/>It was the exact opposite of Audioslave. When I left, I had no new bruises, I was not covered in other people&#8217;s sweat, nor were my shoes squishy with beer. Yes, that&#8217;s a bad thing.<\/p>\n<p \/><\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;d like to tell you the story of my recent dealings with Time-Warner, but it&#8217;s nothing less than a novel. I&#8217;ll just note that on my desk I have a document with my forged signature on it; they even managed to spell my name wrong while impersonating me.\n<p \/><\/li>\n<li>Dude, are you <a href='http:\/\/www.agirlabouttown.com\/gus\/' target='ilovescotty'>looking at my phone photos<\/a>? I mean, some of them are even good! I think.\n<p \/><\/li>\n<li>I <i>know<\/i> you&#8217;ve been missing news of the Sea Monkeys!! I swear I will update you soon. I have photos. And a movie. And tales of their brave exploits. Also, they&#8217;ve totally been gettin&#8217; it on. BABIES!\n<p \/><\/li>\n<li>We started tarot class tonight. The teacher is a professional psychic. This may well be the best class ever, at least still I start IAIDO: THE ART OF THE SWORD next week. I&#8217;m so psyched about it I have trouble not giggling constantly, which is kind of embarrassing. It&#8217;s the perfect combination of fascinating and completely insane.\n<p \/><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p \/>End bullets.<\/p>\n<p \/>Sometimes trying times can be the most revealing, as difficult as they are. I don&#8217;t know whether it&#8217;s luck or fate or a roll of the dice that brought Scotty to me, but I do know it&#8217;s something a lot more profound that keeps us together. I&#8217;ve never had anyone make me feel all those wonderful, goofy, giddy romantic things that make everyone else want to puke hearing about them. So go ahead and puke! I&#8217;ll just hope I make him feel as loved as I do.<\/p>\n<p \/>Good night.<br \/>Sleep tight.<br \/>Don&#8217;t let the cat sleep on your pillow, she gets it all hairy.<\/p>\n<p \/>Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, hi. You&#8217;re still here? There&#8217;s way too much to catch up on, so I won&#8217;t even bother trying to cover it all. I&#8217;ll just square-bullet some details for you, yes? The LA travel journal has been posted for some time now. I stuck to my more-photos-fewer-words promise, although you may not actually recognize that &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=427\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-427","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-6T","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/427","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=427"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/427\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=427"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=427"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=427"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}