{"id":418,"date":"2005-06-26T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-27T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=389"},"modified":"2005-06-26T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-27T06:00:00","slug":"here-is-where-our-hearts-part-ways","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=418","title":{"rendered":"here is where our hearts part ways."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whoa.<\/p>\n<p \/>I can&#8217;t believe you folks keep coming back here. Hi!<\/p>\n<p \/>So, I just stopped in to tell you you won&#8217;t be hearing from me for a while. Haha. No, really. This is a calculated absence, as opposed to the usual &#8216;what the hell does the internet care about my life?&#8217; crap.<\/p>\n<p \/>On Thursday, I&#8217;m going to Hawaii. We&#8217;re flying into Honolulu, then flying to the big island the next day. We&#8217;ll spend a few days volcano-hiking and black-sand-beach-laying, then we&#8217;ll go to Maui for the 4th of July. After more volcanoes and waterfalls and rainforests and beaches, we&#8217;ll return to Oahu for a few days, then be home on the 10th. I haven&#8217;t been able to read the travel guide since the first day I went through it; I get so excited and overwhelmed I can&#8217;t deal with it. I&#8217;ll just read each section when we get there.<\/p>\n<p \/>I have packed a collapsible duffel bag in my suitcase, just in case I need that much space for souvenirs. It&#8217;s practically a guarantee. I will take no fewer than two million photos, some of them good, and I will possibly even emerge from the near-20 hours of flight time with a finished sweater. I&#8217;m sincerely hoping that Northwest Airlines waits to close up shop until after I return, or I will be crabby.<\/p>\n<p \/>Other news in brief:<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<ul>\n<li>I have a new niece!! Melody Ripley was born Friday in Orlando. Yes, we&#8217;re leaving the babymaking up to my brother and his wife. It&#8217;s best for everyone that way.\n<p \/><\/li>\n<li>I have regained my health and the stifling depression has receded. Of course, I&#8217;m fucking irate half the time, but in my book, that&#8217;s better than depressed any day. I&#8217;m working on reclaiming the fitness. It&#8217;s suffered two and a half months of damage, but it&#8217;ll be back soon enough. I missed the gym like crazy. I hope it missed me, too.\n<p \/><\/li>\n<li>Tomorrow is my last night of Iaido for two weeks. I&#8217;ve had private lessons for a month now. Apparently we have a new student joining tomorrow, which will be nice because it&#8217;s intimidating doing the practice fighting with Shifu. He could totally slice me in half if he wanted to, even with a wooden bokken.\n<p \/><\/li>\n<li>I tend to put much more of my life on <a href='http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/f_o_n_y\/' target='lj'>my LJ<\/a> nowadays. You&#8217;ll be missing half of it if you don&#8217;t have an account there, so you should sign up and make yourself known to me and life will be beautiful, my friend. I promise you.\n<p \/><\/li>\n<li>When I return from vacation, I must dispose of one vehicle and procure another. I&#8217;m a huge fan of test-driving, so this will be highly entertaining to me. If you know someone who wants a well-loved <strike>gently-used<\/strike> Saab named Chico, let me know.\n<p \/><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p \/>See you in a couple weeks!<\/p>\n<p \/>Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whoa. I can&#8217;t believe you folks keep coming back here. Hi! So, I just stopped in to tell you you won&#8217;t be hearing from me for a while. Haha. No, really. This is a calculated absence, as opposed to the usual &#8216;what the hell does the internet care about my life?&#8217; crap. 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