{"id":396,"date":"2005-09-22T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-23T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=411"},"modified":"2005-09-22T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-23T06:00:00","slug":"typicalcarl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=396","title":{"rendered":"typicalCARL"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OH, HI!!!<\/p>\n<p \/>Once again I am racing the clock to write to you! My foremost news for today is that this new multi-cat clumping small-space Tidy Cat litter I&#8217;ve been using smells good. Good, like flowers. It&#8217;s creeping me out.<\/p>\n<p \/>This week has been kinda crazy and I&#8217;m missing sleep. Not, like, <i>missing<\/i> it, just not getting enough. Tuesday it was awesome outside, so I walked &#8217;round my lake and then went to iaido. The thing that amuses me about martial arts is that you can do things like devote an hour to moving correctly. That&#8217;s what we did! It was an hour of movement and cutting. I learned to do this awesome 180-degree rotate-and-cut-someone-in-half maneuver. Way hot.<\/p>\n<p \/>After iaido, I&#8217;m always really riled up. I go tearing home like a maniac, and by the time I get inside my door, I&#8217;m ready to turn around and go back out again. This time, I gave in to my running-urge, even though I hate running. I figure I spent so many years ignoring what my body tells me, I should maybe listen. Since I&#8217;ve stopped telling it to shut up, things have been infinitely better.<\/p>\n<p \/>So I ran! It didn&#8217;t suck as much as I expected. I ran down King&#8217;s Highway along the cemetery fence, which is easy to follow in the dark. Then I turned and went down the road alongside the rose garden to Lake Harriet. When I got to the lake, I knew I should turn around and go back the same way, which would probably make the round-trip something less than two miles. Instead, I have this issue where I&#8217;m not great at backtracking, preferring to always move in forward-fashion (yes, this does indeed reflect my entire life-ideology, thank you for noticing). So I kept going, walking when I started to feel like my lungs weren&#8217;t big enough.<\/p>\n<p \/>I went up the side of Harriet, past the bandshell, then cursed myself for going through that area between Harriet and Calhoun, where the bridge goes over the trolley tracks. It&#8217;s pitch black at night. I couldn&#8217;t see the path unless a car drove by. My mom would&#8217;ve been mad, so don&#8217;t tell her I did that.<\/p>\n<p \/>I went up the side of Lake Calhoun, a route I had already walked earlier in the day, except I ran in the dirt track instead. Then I dashed up the hill on 36th Street, and I knew for sure I was done running. Since it took me an hour, half running and half walking, it had be be over four miles. I&#8217;m smart.<\/p>\n<p \/>That wasn&#8217;t so great for my ankle, so I&#8217;ve been laying off. I go to the Y and do the leg-machines and crunches and such. The heavy bag will be back on Sunday, so that&#8217;s another good alternative to walking. I&#8217;m aware I&#8217;ll probably be dealing with stupid injuries like this the rest of my life, but that doesn&#8217;t stop me from being really irritated by them every time they flare up.<\/p>\n<p \/>Wednesday night was COCK NIGHT at Suzi&#8217;s. The deal with cock night is they have drink specials after nine, all with &#8216;cock&#8217; in the title. If that&#8217;s not something to make a regular event of, I don&#8217;t know what is. Most of the usual suspects couldn&#8217;t make it due to &#8216;work&#8217; and the bigass storm that blew over trees and tall buildings and a few outer suburbs, but we got to hang out with Melanie and crew (sorry, I&#8217;m really bad with names, dudes), and also Adrianne, who is superfantastic and I can&#8217;t believe I haven&#8217;t run into before.<\/p>\n<p \/>Thursday, Jane and I went to see the new office downtown. It&#8217;s AWESOME. We&#8217;re on the 8th floor of a building overlooking the Milwaukee Depot (hello, ice skating), with a panoramic view of the riverfront area. It&#8217;s huge. And fancy. And so totally different from where we are now, I won&#8217;t know what to do. We&#8217;re moving in a week!!<\/p>\n<p \/>That night, I went over to Kaye&#8217;s for dinner and videogame night. Kaye considered my various food issues a cooking challenge, and she won. I haven&#8217;t had anyone cook anything like that for me in so long. She made vegetable calzones, caesar salad, and baked apples with sugar-free ice cream for dessert. I haven&#8217;t told her yet, but I&#8217;m moving in with her.<\/p>\n<p \/>She and Mollie and I played MarioKart (I think? I&#8217;m bad with videogames other than DDR), then went out for DANCE NIGHT, because everything has to be an event. As you know, I&#8217;ve been looking for a place to go dancing and not get date-raped, and nobody I&#8217;ve asked has any idea where to go. Since Myth is new and awesome and funny, we decided to give Ladies&#8217; Night a try.<\/p>\n<p \/>It wasn&#8217;t super crowded, but I don&#8217;t think that was a bad thing. The people-watching was awesome. There was a drunk guy in the middle of the floor all night, doing his own thing. His plaid-shirted friend came over and danced with us a few times. Mollie and I had a mental list of the songs we needed to hear, and they managed to play them all. Kaye yelled at me for making myself vulnerable to roofie-slippage, but would they really let me go home with some dude I met at <i>Myth<\/i>?? Unless it was Billy Idol, I mean.<\/p>\n<p \/>The music was maybe 80% danceable; I have higher hopes for the mix on Saturday night. But, dammit, I had <i>so<\/i> much fun, and my legs are sore today. I don&#8217;t know why people are so adverse to the idea they might look funny on a dance floor. Who the hell cares? I love it.<\/p>\n<p \/>Today I registered for the 2006 Breast Cancer 3-Day. It&#8217;ll be here in Minneapolis towards the end of next August. I&#8217;ve been so excited about it all day, I can&#8217;t sit still. It&#8217;s going to be great being on a team this year, and Wendy (our fundraising captain) is going to come up with countless creative ways for us to raise the $2,200-apiece minimum, even though so far all her ideas have been highly unethical, not to mention illegal. Anyway, you&#8217;ll be hearing a lot more about the fundraising from me for the next 11 months, starting <i>right this second<\/i>!!<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<div align='center'><a href='http:\/\/www.the3day.org\/TwinCities06\/jenni' target='3day'>CLICK HERE TO FORCE ME TO WALK 60 MILES.<\/a><\/div>\n<p \/>Tonight I&#8217;m going to see System of a Down and The Mars Volta at Xcel Center (which makes me wigglingly anticipatory about hockey, because I&#8217;m a freak like that). I need to go put on my rockin-out pants now*.<\/p>\n<p \/>Why <i>do<\/i> they always send the poor?<br \/>Jenni<\/p>\n<p \/>* They&#8217;re the same as my regular pants. Because I&#8217;m always rockin&#8217; out, dude.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OH, HI!!! Once again I am racing the clock to write to you! My foremost news for today is that this new multi-cat clumping small-space Tidy Cat litter I&#8217;ve been using smells good. Good, like flowers. It&#8217;s creeping me out. 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