{"id":394,"date":"2005-09-27T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-28T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=413"},"modified":"2005-09-27T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-28T06:00:00","slug":"moving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=394","title":{"rendered":"MOVING!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Howdyhowdy.<\/p>\n<p \/>Work is immense chaos right now, due to the moving-out tomorrow, and it&#8217;s traumatizing me a lot. Piles of boxes hinder my productivity. I can see them there out of the corner of my eye, lurking. Cluttering the landscape. The running joke is how I&#8217;m never going to get my packing done: I have a pad of paper, post-it notes, two highlighters, and a pen. Maybe in the new office I might get some personal stuff at my desk? Maybe even <i>a plant<\/i>??<\/p>\n<p \/>Eek. Let&#8217;s not go jumping into commitments here.<\/p>\n<p \/>So, last night I got a call that started out: &#8220;This is your mother. Remember me?&#8221; I was totally in for the mom-guilt. It&#8217;s probably been a month or so since I&#8217;ve been over to their house. I&#8217;ve been busy! She finally got me to promise I&#8217;d be over tomorrow (she didn&#8217;t ask directly, but told me she was going to gramma&#8217;s this weekend; that&#8217;s the code for &#8216;you better come over beforehand&#8217;.) She also managed to say, on the fourth try, &#8216;I heard you might be seeing someone!&#8217; Without a moment&#8217;s notice, I had to take<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<div align='center'>EVASIVE MANEUVERS! EVASIVE MANEUVERS!<\/div>\n<p \/>I&#8217;m surprisingly good at obfuscation for someone so prone to saying way too much. Now hopefully she doesn&#8217;t bring it up again tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p \/>Today we set up our 3day team; there are five of us so far, so I set the fundraising goal at $11,000. That&#8217;s incredible. I mean, we <i>will<\/i> be raising that amount of money, or we&#8217;ll bear the shame of not walking and being complete losers. And you know, anybody who wants to join with us is invited. Raising a couple thousand bucks and walking for three straight days is actually a hell of a lot better than you might think. In fact, it&#8217;s one of the best feelings you&#8217;ll ever have. <a href='mailto:j@plinko.net?subject=3day'>Email me<\/a> for more info.<\/p>\n<p \/>And sheeit, I&#8217;m out of time. More later!<br \/>Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Howdyhowdy. Work is immense chaos right now, due to the moving-out tomorrow, and it&#8217;s traumatizing me a lot. Piles of boxes hinder my productivity. I can see them there out of the corner of my eye, lurking. Cluttering the landscape. The running joke is how I&#8217;m never going to get my packing done: I have &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=394\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/so9qt-moving","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=394"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}