{"id":390,"date":"2005-10-04T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-05T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=417"},"modified":"2005-10-04T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-05T06:00:00","slug":"growl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=390","title":{"rendered":"GROWL"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello underwater peoples.<\/p>\n<p \/>I already posted this on my lj, but it amused me a LOT.<\/p>\n<p \/>There was a guy in the elevator when I left here to get coffee.<\/p>\n<p \/><i>guy:<\/i> I&#8217;m going up.<br \/><i>me:<\/i> I&#8217;ll ride with you!<br \/><i>guy:<\/i> Have you been to see the polar bear yet?<br \/><i>me:<\/i> The WHAT?<br \/><i>guy:<\/i> It&#8217;s on the 12th floor. Let&#8217;s go see it!<\/p>\n<p \/>We got to the 11th floor (his destination), then the elevator started going down instead, since I had pushed 1 before 12.<\/p>\n<p \/><i>guy:<\/i> Well, that sucks. Make sure you go see the polar bear, though.<br \/><i>me:<\/i> I will! Thanks for riding around on the elevator with me!<\/p>\n<p \/><a href='http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/queen_of_subtle\/49706585\/' target='this'>Check it out<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p \/>More later. You know it.<\/p>\n<p \/>Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello underwater peoples. I already posted this on my lj, but it amused me a LOT. There was a guy in the elevator when I left here to get coffee. guy: I&#8217;m going up.me: I&#8217;ll ride with you!guy: Have you been to see the polar bear yet?me: The WHAT?guy: It&#8217;s on the 12th floor. Let&#8217;s &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=390\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-390","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/so9qt-growl","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/390","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=390"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/390\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=390"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=390"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}