{"id":39,"date":"2008-09-02T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-03T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=768"},"modified":"2008-12-09T14:15:55","modified_gmt":"2008-12-09T20:15:55","slug":"ive-gotten-love-ive-gotten-drunk-ive-gotten-beat-up-in-that-parking-lot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=39","title":{"rendered":"i&#8217;ve gotten love, i&#8217;ve gotten drunk, i&#8217;ve gotten beat up in that parking lot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dudes, this RNC shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. (That song will now be in your head for a week. You&#8217;re welcome!)<\/p>\n<p>I dislike politics in an extreme way. I hate the marketing and the dumbing-down and the obscene amount of money that&#8217;s spent on convincing people to do things they don&#8217;t understand or care about anyway. I hate the rhetoric and the bald-faced lying. I&#8217;ve known who I&#8217;m voting for from the beginning, and the more I have to hear about the election, the less I want to participate. I wish someone had the power to pull the plug from the whole circus. And the funding. And the media&#8217;s bloodthirst and exploitation. It&#8217;s a good way of highlighting ugliness, and proof that the political arena is the place where integrity goes to die.<\/p>\n<p>The thing with the RNC isn&#8217;t even the politics, though. I&#8217;m personally offended because:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>My hockey arena is full of rednecks and assholes.<\/li>\n<li>There are cops EVERYWHERE. In jackboots, with guns strapped to their legs. If there&#8217;s a place where that shit just doesn&#8217;t happen, it&#8217;s here. And it&#8217;s not OK; it&#8217;s not the slightest bit healthy for a city to be that way.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>I need to research what group of people is responsible for inviting the RNC to St Paul. I assume it&#8217;s Pawlenty, and maybe CVB thought it was a great idea, too. I think I&#8217;ll break my newswatching ban as soon as this is over, just to wait for the first person to declare this a success. Then I plan to find them and beat them soundly with a 2&#215;4 for causing such distress and trauma in my city.<\/p>\n<p>Thankfully, it&#8217;s pretty easy to ignore politics. There&#8217;s real life going on <em>every single day<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>We had just about the perfect weekend for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/queen_of_subtle\/sets\/72157607074406791\/\" target=\"x\">camping at Interstate<\/a>. I achieved all of my goals, which included things like a dance party on the picnic table, hiking in pajama bottoms, grilling a pizza on the campfire, and playing poker (with animal crackers as chips). We had a great time, even though we managed to scare off a bunch of Jumi&#8217;s friends with our raucousness. Let it be noted that our camping trips are not really wilderness adventures as much as multi-day parties where we sleep in tents.<\/p>\n<p>We returned to Minneapolis in time to shower and head over to the police state formerly known as St Paul for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.takebacklaborday.com\/\" target=\"x\">Take Back Labor Day<\/a>. I can&#8217;t really begin to explain how great it was. The weather was perfect, and even the crowd was great. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/queen_of_subtle\/2821870192\/in\/set-72157607071248042\/\" target=\"x\">Tom Morello<\/a> did an acoustic set that made him sound like Johnny Cash. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/queen_of_subtle\/2821031921\/in\/set-72157607071248042\/\" target=\"x\">Slug<\/a> was downright <em>cheerful<\/em>, and Atmosphere closing with &#8216;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.sing365.com\/music\/lyric.nsf\/Always-Coming-Back-Home-to-You-lyrics-Atmosphere\/89B10EC6CAC128E548256DE6002C6CED\" target=\"x\">Always Coming Back Home to You<\/a>&#8216; made me cry. And then there was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/queen_of_subtle\/2821876474\/in\/set-72157607071248042\/\" target=\"x\">Mos Def<\/a>. Man. Mos Def is one of those dudes who can rock <em>anything<\/em> so much harder than you. I&#8217;ve been dying to see him for a very long time.<\/p>\n<p>I had four tickets to the <em>Daily Show<\/em> filming last night, but we decided to pass because seeing Jon Stewart in person was not worth dealing with RNC bullshit. I&#8217;m very glad we didn&#8217;t go, because the crowd was apparently trapped in the building for a while because of rioting. Crazy times, dudes. I can&#8217;t wait for it to be over.<\/p>\n<p>And tonight: Matt and I are going to see Rage Against the Machine. SO EXCITED. I don&#8217;t know where the hell Zach&#8217;s been for the last 15 years, but I hope he still has the same energy he did last time I saw them. I think I&#8217;ll not be wearing flipflops to that show, as we&#8217;re on the floor.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and one last thing!So, I took all my money out of my Wachovia accounts (it served as my discretionary-spending account, while my credit union holds my bills and investment-destined monies), and moved it to Schwab instead. I was irritated at the too-high ATM fees Wachovia charged, and then this mysterious $6 monthly fee they seemed to think was appropriate to charge for using Quicken. (It&#8217;s not, and nobody else does that. Also, they told me they had informed me by email about that policy, and that was completely untrue.) Today, I called them to close the account, and was told that there was a $25 fee to close an account within the first six months. HAHAHAHA. I&#8217;m pretty sure they&#8217;re not the worst major bank, but they&#8217;re definitely in the running. I&#8217;ll be calling back on September 15 to be done with them, and I can&#8217;t wait to explain why.<\/p>\n<p>SOLIDARITY, BROTHERS. We will get through this one way or another, and the 612 will be back to awesome in no time.<\/p>\n<p>Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dudes, this RNC shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. (That song will now be in your head for a week. You&#8217;re welcome!) I dislike politics in an extreme way. I hate the marketing and the dumbing-down and the obscene amount of money that&#8217;s spent on convincing people to do things they don&#8217;t understand or care about anyway. &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=39\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[19,20,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-camping","category-finance","category-shows"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-D","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=39"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=39"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=39"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=39"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}