{"id":373,"date":"2005-12-04T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-05T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=434"},"modified":"2005-12-04T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-05T06:00:00","slug":"bullets-for-speed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=373","title":{"rendered":"bullets for speed!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This weekend, I:<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<ul>\n<li>suffered a nailbiter at mariucci arena. they lost, but it was an awesome game.<\/li>\n<li>put up my christmas lights and decorations!!<\/li>\n<li>got a decent start on my holiday shopping<\/li>\n<li>was introduced to the joys of Dragon Star grocery in St Paul (mmm, red bean paste)<\/li>\n<li>learned to make the best pad thai <i>ever<\/i>!!<\/li>\n<li>got really sore<\/li>\n<li>started thinking about my xmas party<\/li>\n<li>made my apartment <i>really<\/i> clean and did 800 (well, four) huge loads of laundry<\/li>\n<li>got embarrassed about the amount of clothing i own, which is related to how often i do laundry, and how much i travel (i buy souvenir tshirts)<\/li>\n<li>wrote and addressed 60 xmas cards<\/li>\n<li>figured out how to wrap presents in the most catproof way possible<\/li>\n<li>went to the parents&#8217; to show them my 400 vacation photos<\/li>\n<li>got really sick and thought it was food but it was actually cramps, dammit<\/li>\n<li>ran around outside in the snow a lot. finally, snow! it&#8217;s beautiful.<\/li>\n<li>took a bunch of photos i haven&#8217;t had time to post yet<\/li>\n<li>did more shopping with the seester<\/li>\n<li>put up the site and started taking orders for our 3day <a href='http:\/\/www.teamboobylicious.com\/cookiesale.pdf' target='boobs'>holiday cookie fundraiser<\/a> (flyer courtesy of Ms Pants)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p \/>Oh yeah, the fundraiser! So, the eight members of Team Boobylicious (still the <a href='http:\/\/www.kintera.org\/faf\/home\/default.asp?ievent=131537'>top fundraising team on the list<\/a>!) are turning professional bakers this weekend. We already have orders for over 50 dozen cookies, and the site has only been up for two days. COOKIE INSANITY!<\/p>\n<p \/>If you want to order cookies, please do so by Friday. And feel free to pass the flyer all over creation. If you love boobs, it&#8217;s the right thing to do.<\/p>\n<p \/>No more time for writin&#8217; today. See you soon!<br \/>Jenni<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<div align='center'>\n<table border='0' width='400' style='border:1px dotted #cccccc;' cellpadding='8'>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<div align='center'><b>your questions, answered<\/b><\/div>\n<p \/><i>q:<\/i><br \/>have you ever shaved a man&#8217;s face?<\/p>\n<p \/><i>a:<\/i><br \/>Well, no.<\/p>\n<p \/>&#8230;But now I&#8217;m thinking about it.<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<div align='center'><a href='http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/ask.asp'>ask a question<\/a><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This weekend, I: suffered a nailbiter at mariucci arena. they lost, but it was an awesome game. put up my christmas lights and decorations!! got a decent start on my holiday shopping was introduced to the joys of Dragon Star grocery in St Paul (mmm, red bean paste) learned to make the best pad thai &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=373\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-61","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=373"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}