{"id":341,"date":"2006-03-20T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-21T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=466"},"modified":"2006-03-20T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-21T06:00:00","slug":"really-your-very-own","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=341","title":{"rendered":"REALLY! YOUR VERY OWN!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dear Internet,<\/p>\n

The time has come for me to reach my fundraising goal for the 3day. Last time I did it, I still had $500 left to raise a week before the event. It’s now 5 months before the event, and I have $67 left to go<\/b> to reach $2,200. I am 97% of the way there.<\/p>\n

To take this final, tiny baby step to the finish line, I present:<\/p>\n

\n

YOUR VERY OWN ROBOT PLEDGE DRIVE!!!<\/b><\/p>\n

the first four people to donate $20 will receive
my undying gratitude,
the appreciation of boobs everywhere, and
their very own robot<\/b>, hand-knitted by me.
it will look something like this,<\/a>
but will be made specially for you.
by me!
all for your $20 donation to help end breast cancer.<\/p>\n

PLEASE DONATE HERE<\/a>
you may also use that link to check and see if i’m over my goal already,
but chances are i’d make you a robot if you donated anyway.<\/p>\n

i’m nice like that.<\/div>\n

Email me<\/a> if you have questions! And thanks!!<\/p>\n

Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dear Internet, The time has come for me to reach my fundraising goal for the 3day. Last time I did it, I still had $500 left to raise a week before the event. It’s now 5 months before the event, and I have $67 left to go to reach $2,200. I am 97% of the …read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-341","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-5v","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/341","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=341"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/341\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=341"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=341"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=341"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}