{"id":3377,"date":"2012-02-02T12:30:28","date_gmt":"2012-02-02T18:30:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=3377"},"modified":"2012-02-02T12:32:15","modified_gmt":"2012-02-02T18:32:15","slug":"keeping-america-awesome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=3377","title":{"rendered":"Keeping America Awesome&trade;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think the reason I&#8217;m so bad at updating on here is because if I wait long enough, lists become the best means of information conveyance. And I love lists, a lot. So here&#8217;s what&#8217;s up lately!<\/p>\n<p>1) We started dance classes again last night, to brush up on our swing-dancing. What we learned is that West Coast swing is profoundly different than the version we know, and also that our local dance studio (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.championballroomdance.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Champion Ballroom<\/a> on 53rd and Lyndale) is awesome. They&#8217;re very excited to be a part of the neighborhood, and doing a lot of event-organizing to get people involved with the local businesses while the bridge is out (it has a huge effect on them). I&#8217;m a fan.<\/p>\n<p>2) The Gophers are ranked #1 in the country again, so I&#8217;m having a really hard time not getting my hopes up about March. Where are our Final Five tickets, anyway? I can&#8217;t remember if we got them in the mail or not.<\/p>\n<p>3) Cindi, Jumi and I went to Kate&#8217;s baby shower last weekend, the second shower in two weeks. In Kate&#8217;s case, it was a &#8220;surprise, your baby arrived already!&#8221; party. Meg is due in a couple of weeks, and then Chris sometime later this spring. In related news, I love knitting baby things. It&#8217;s all the satisfaction of knitting clothes with much faster results.<\/p>\n<p>4) My in-laws (yep, still really amusing to say that) came to visit on Tuesday, and took us to dinner at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.loringkitchen.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Loring Kitchen<\/a>. It&#8217;s the second time we&#8217;ve been there in a few weeks, and I&#8217;m kind of in love with it. Their service is seriously excellent, and it&#8217;s going to be even better when the patio is open.<\/p>\n<p>5) We&#8217;re going to Timberwolves games this weekend (thanks, Missy!) and next. If you&#8217;re not watching them, you&#8217;re missing out. I also love them for <a href=\"http:\/\/content.usatoday.com\/communities\/gameon\/post\/2012\/01\/kobe-bryant-and-ricky-rubio-talk-some-olympic-trash\/1\" target=\"_blank\">things like this<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>6) Tomorrow I have an appointment at the University to attempt to find out why I have tinnitus in my left ear. It&#8217;s not the usual ringing sound, but a very low-pitched noise that had me convinced for months that there was something humming in the basement. (Kudos to Matt for not thinking I was insane.) When it&#8217;s bad, the vibration triggers my vertigo, so that&#8217;s a whole barrel of monkeys, too. Anyway! Part of my motivation in going now is that there&#8217;s a smallish chance it&#8217;s a nerve problem related to my old friend, Mr. Bulging Disk In My Neck (Esquire). While that&#8217;s probably unlikely, I want to rule that out before I go jumping off the Stratosphere with Wendy in three weeks.<\/p>\n<p>6a) (I&#8217;ve had ear problems since before I remember being alive, so I&#8217;m guessing it&#8217;s probably just that. Here&#8217;s hoping it doesn&#8217;t develop into the extreme kind of tinnitus that has people thinking they&#8217;re hearing voices in their heads. Thanks, WebMD, for letting me know that was a thing!)<\/p>\n<p>7) I <a href=\"http:\/\/pinterest.com\/jennikonrad\/\" target=\"_blank\">started using Pinterest<\/a>, and I kind of love it. I&#8217;ve been collecting good vegetarian and cocktail recipes, craft-nerdy stuff, and the requisite amount of travel porn.<\/p>\n<p>8) Remember when I used to post photos on here? I think I&#8217;m experiencing the Project365 rebound effect. I&#8217;m likely to forget that I even own a camera unless I&#8217;m traveling.<\/p>\n<p>9) I think I&#8217;ll go update <a href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?page_id=1762\" target=\"_blank\">trivia listings<\/a> over lunch. Thanks for all the new info, everybody!<\/p>\n<p>10) In response to <a href=\"http:\/\/sunlightfoundation.com\/blog\/2012\/02\/01\/superpac-takeaways\/\" target=\"_blank\">this<\/a>, I&#8217;m suggesting we start a new super PAC called <em>Keeping America Awesome<\/em>. For a six-digit or greater contribution, we will work to promote the core values this great nation was built on: freedom to get a great job, make out with whatever gender you want, and let your good times be unhampered by a gigantic pile of hypocritical judgy assholes. So donate today!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think the reason I&#8217;m so bad at updating on here is because if I wait long enough, lists become the best means of information conveyance. And I love lists, a lot. So here&#8217;s what&#8217;s up lately! 1) We started dance classes again last night, to brush up on our swing-dancing. 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