{"id":3305,"date":"2011-12-23T08:29:34","date_gmt":"2011-12-23T14:29:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=3305"},"modified":"2011-12-23T08:29:34","modified_gmt":"2011-12-23T14:29:34","slug":"an-important-realization","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=3305","title":{"rendered":"an important realization"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It occurred to me yesterday that now that we&#8217;re married, I <em>also<\/em> own farmland in South Dakota. I wonder if that will make me less afraid of farms?*<\/p>\n<p>After work today (which involves Secret Santa lunch with pizza and beer, so I&#8217;m guessing not a lot is going to be accomplished), we&#8217;re heading to the in-laws&#8217;. I&#8217;m very much looking forward to hanging out playing dominoes, knitting, watching sports, and making the rounds of Watertown. I&#8217;m not even sad about there being no snow for Christmas, because that means for once we&#8217;re unlikely to suffer another near-death experience on the way there.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/queen_of_subtle\/6553929393\/\" title=\"christmas tree, fully stocked (355\/365) by the queen of subtle, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7025\/6553929393_84e04445ca.jpg\" width=\"367\" height=\"500\" alt=\"christmas tree, fully stocked (355\/365)\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\nHave a great holiday!<\/p>\n<p><em>(*Hell no. Farms are where people go to never be heard from again.)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It occurred to me yesterday that now that we&#8217;re married, I also own farmland in South Dakota. I wonder if that will make me less afraid of farms?* After work today (which involves Secret Santa lunch with pizza and beer, so I&#8217;m guessing not a lot is going to be accomplished), we&#8217;re heading to the &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=3305\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[97],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-Rj","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3305"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3305\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3309,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3305\/revisions\/3309"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}