{"id":329,"date":"2006-04-27T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-28T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=478"},"modified":"2006-04-27T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-28T06:00:00","slug":"dear-miguel-i-love-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=329","title":{"rendered":"DEAR MIGUEL I LOVE YOU"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear everyone,<\/p>\n<p \/>Please meet Miguel!<\/p>\n<p \/><a href='http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/images\/miguel1.jpg' target='hot'>he&#8217;s sparkly-black with silver stripes.<\/a><br \/><a href='http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/images\/miguel2.jpg' target='hot'>he has a gigantic sunroof.<\/a><br \/><a href='http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/images\/miguel3.jpg' target='hot'>he&#8217;s painfully cute.<\/a><br \/><a href='http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/images\/miguel4.jpg' target='hot'>he drives REALLY fast.<\/a><br \/><a href='http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/images\/miguel5.jpg' target='hot'>he&#8217;s made to be a rally-racer.<\/a><br \/><a href='http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/images\/miguel6.jpg' target='hot'>he had gone 10 miles when i got him.<\/a><\/p>\n<p \/>Things I already love about Miguel:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The Harmon-Kardon sound system\n<p \/><\/li>\n<li>The fact that I plug my iPod in in the glove box and can control it using buttons on the steering wheel. And my iPod says &#8216;MINI&#8217; on it. CUTE.\n<p \/><\/li>\n<li>The sunroof&#8217;s retractable wind screen.\n<p \/><\/li>\n<li>The giant speedometer in the center, which is a racing throwback.\n<p \/><\/li>\n<li>The fact that he tells me when the tires are low.\n<p \/><\/li>\n<li>My oil changes and everything are free for 3 years.\n<p \/><\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve already been waved-at by another Mini driver because it&#8217;s like a little club.\n<p \/><\/li>\n<li>The fact that it&#8217;s seriously called the &#8216;bonnet&#8217;.\n<p \/><\/li>\n<li>HE DRIVES REALLY DAMN FAST AND HE&#8217;S THE CUTEST THING EVER.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p \/>I get to drive him to Wisconsin tomorrow for the MS Walk. I can&#8217;t wait to get him out on the interstate.<\/p>\n<p \/>More news later, I just wanted to share my new-car porn with y&#8217;all this morning.<\/p>\n<p \/>YAY!!!!!!<br \/>Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear everyone, Please meet Miguel! he&#8217;s sparkly-black with silver stripes.he has a gigantic sunroof.he&#8217;s painfully cute.he drives REALLY fast.he&#8217;s made to be a rally-racer.he had gone 10 miles when i got him. Things I already love about Miguel: The Harmon-Kardon sound system The fact that I plug my iPod in in the glove box and &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=329\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-5j","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=329"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}