{"id":319,"date":"2006-05-25T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-26T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=488"},"modified":"2006-05-25T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-26T06:00:00","slug":"the-exciting-return-of-questions-and-even-more-capslock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=319","title":{"rendered":"the exciting return of: QUESTIONS! and even more CAPSLOCK!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello, dear everyone. I have stopped back to see you again this week!<\/p>\n<p \/>I&#8217;m leaving tomorrow afternoon for Florida, and I will return sometime on Tuesday. During that time, I will be accumulating suntan and shaking it, but not breaking it. SO EXCITED.<\/p>\n<p \/>Northwest Airlines emailed me yesterday to tell me they&#8217;d upgraded me to first class. Holy crap! They promised me they&#8217;d do that sometimes, but I never made the mistake of actually <i>believing<\/i> them. So tomorrow I will be flying to Orlando big pimpin&#8217; style, and I will not be afraid to take advantage of the free liquor, because it&#8217;s the right thing to do; it&#8217;s damn near patriotic. Also, I will most certainly be laughing the whole time about being in first class.<\/p>\n<p \/>Dude, wouldn&#8217;t it be awesome if they put spinners on an airplane?!? Ok, anyway.<\/p>\n<p \/>Yesterday, I gave in to my four-day ear-and-throat pain, and went to see the doctor. I probably wouldn&#8217;t even have gone, but for the fear of having an ear infection in Florida. The results were inconclusive, and all I know for sure is I don&#8217;t have strep. She gave me a prescription for antibiotics, so I guess I&#8217;ll carry the slip of paper around with me until I feel like I either am or am not cured. OH, THE CURSE OF NARROW EUSTACHIAN TUBES. It&#8217;s been a really long time since I got an ear infection, though. I just don&#8217;t want my ear to explode in a juicy way when I&#8217;m on the plane. Yuck.<\/p>\n<p \/>After work, I walked around my lake, and I&#8217;m getting my time down very very close to an hour (which means I&#8217;m between 4.5 and 5mph, dang). It was warm and painfully humid; I had torn off my clothes before my apartment door was even shut all the way. I cannot believe the difference that the combination of the leg-press and speed work has made. I&#8217;m assuming most of that is due to the fact I&#8217;m close to 300lb on the leg press, because I&#8217;m seeing the biggest difference on hills and stairs; I feel like I could climb forever. Who&#8217;s ready for four days in Denali? I AM!<\/p>\n<p \/>The later-evening was spent with Cindi, Kaye, Sean, and sometimes Joe. Cindi got to play DDR for the first time, but not the last. Sean and I invented a drink which we were pretty sure was the awesomest thing ever, and this morning I can&#8217;t for the life of me figure out why, because it tasted like Worchestershire sauce. Tonight, the revelry continues at the Red Dragon, with a bunch of cool girls and a boy named Spider. If that isn&#8217;t a recipe for awesome, I don&#8217;t know what is.<\/p>\n<p \/>In <a href='http:\/\/www.plinko.net\/3day' target='boobs'>Team Boobylicious<\/a> news, we have another new teammate, Ashley! And our team is now over the $20,000 mark! It&#8217;s kind of hard to believe that was our original goal. So, my mom is hosting a charity garage sale next weekend, and I&#8217;m hoping the new teammates want to put together some other fundraisers this summer. Wendy and I were mumbling about one ourselves yesterday, so I guess we&#8217;ll probably talk about that when I get back.<\/p>\n<p \/>On the list of things to talk about when I get back as well: my four-day birthday party in two weeks. HELL YES.<\/p>\n<p \/>OK, this time I&#8217;m really saying bye til next week. Have an awesome Memorial Day, everyone!<br \/>Jenni<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<div align='center'>\n<table border='0' width='400' style='border:1px dotted #cccccc;' cellpadding='8'>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<div align='center'><b>your questions, answered<\/b><\/div>\n<p \/><i>q:<\/i><br \/>i had to go back 3 months to find this question box. what gives? i heart the questions!<\/p>\n<p \/><i>a:<\/i><br \/>Well, I answered all the questions I had (the ones that were not really lame, at least), so the question box disappeared, and then people forgot to ask more questions! This is obviously a huge dilemma that can only be solved by you asking many, many more questions.<\/p>\n<p \/>OR ELSE.<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<div align='center'><a href='http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/ask.asp'>ask a question<\/a><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello, dear everyone. I have stopped back to see you again this week! I&#8217;m leaving tomorrow afternoon for Florida, and I will return sometime on Tuesday. During that time, I will be accumulating suntan and shaking it, but not breaking it. SO EXCITED. 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