{"id":291,"date":"2006-09-05T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-06T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=516"},"modified":"2006-09-05T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-06T06:00:00","slug":"jump-when-its-time-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=291","title":{"rendered":"jump when it’s time to"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m back!<\/p>\n

I have returned with the following:
– bruises
– sunburn
– 500 photos (as many as I took in Alaska, oh my god)
– extremely sore legs
– the remnants of a cold, which I got the second I boarded the plane<\/p>\n

Do not take this as complaining, however, for it was an incredible alone-trip and exactly what I needed. I spent Friday afternoon at happy hour with Matt, who dropped a very-tipsy me off at the airport; I proceeded to board the plane and partake in Northwest Airline’s free booze, because I consider it my duty to exploit them as they exploit me. I’ve been upgraded to first class on three out of my last four flights, dudes. How awesome is that?<\/p>\n

Oh yeah, I went to New Mexico! I had spent a day there before, and it’s one of those places that has haunted my brain ever since. I flew into Albuquerque and spent the night, then drove up to Santa Fe. I spent a lot of time wandering around towns sightseeing and shopping, and even more time hiking in the mountains. New Mexico is gorgeous, and the perfect place to travel alone.<\/p>\n

Because I spent my post-flight hours at Town Talk with the homies yesterday (note: I’d like to officially declare the men’s room as my personal conference room; you dudes can just go out in the alley if you find it ocupado), tonight I plan on going home to unpack, do laundry, and hopefully upload some of my photos. Also, I have to go to REI to pick up my tent, and you don’t know how much that excites me. It’s possible I may camp in my dining room tonight.<\/p>\n

In other news, this site was again listed as Citypages’ blog of the day<\/a>. I kind of want this to be my permanent biography: Minneapolitan Jenni Ripley blogs on Mexican wrestlers, calf-birthing, and skinnydipping in Lake Minnetonka<\/i>. DAMN STRAIGHT, YO.<\/p>\n

OK, it’s time for things. Watch for photos shortly!
Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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