{"id":28,"date":"2008-10-30T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-31T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=779"},"modified":"2008-12-04T13:16:25","modified_gmt":"2008-12-04T20:16:25","slug":"this-post-is-totally-haunted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=28","title":{"rendered":"THIS POST IS TOTALLY HAUNTED"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='font-size: 20pt;color=orange;' align=center>HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!<\/span><\/p>\n<p \/>I came to say two things, and that was one of them.<\/p>\n<p \/>We&#8217;re staying home tonight for multiple reasons: one, because I&#8217;m really hopeful that we&#8217;ll have trick-or-treaters in our extremely awesome new hood, and that we can do like I did years ago, and hand out beer to the parents (it was very popular); two, because the Gophers are playing and we&#8217;re going to watch them on our very own televisual device; three, because today was the day we both had to be out of our apartments (by noon!), and so i RSVP&#8217;d no to party invites; four, we didn&#8217;t bother with costumes this year due to the aforementioned reason, and because Missy&#8217;s party is tomorrow nignt, and it&#8217;s non-costumed unless we want to creep people out. Oh, and because our house is so awesome, I want to be there all the time, and get totally moved in.<\/p>\n<p \/>So what I&#8217;m saying is that you should probably trick-or-treat in the victinity of 54th and Emerson if you&#8217;re out tonight. Free beer!<\/p>\n<p \/>The other thing I wanted to say is that OUR NEW BED IS THE BEST. No further details provided.<\/p>\n<p \/>Have a fantastic weekend, everybody! Be (mostly) safe.<br \/>Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! I came to say two things, and that was one of them. We&#8217;re staying home tonight for multiple reasons: one, because I&#8217;m really hopeful that we&#8217;ll have trick-or-treaters in our extremely awesome new hood, and that we can do like I did years ago, and hand out beer to the parents (it was &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=28\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[97],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-s","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}