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Feliz Dia De Los Muertos, muchachos!<\/p>\n

Today I begin my efforts to post every single day throughout the month of November, so I am taking a break from both aggregate functions and Secure Sockets Layer to come and speak to you this morning.<\/p>\n

Monday night was weightlifting class, and I’m very happy to already be considering upping my weights. I spend way too much time worrying about my neck, though, but holy crap, my shoulders hurt lately. Hmm.<\/p>\n

After class, we had knitting. See, I’m bad at things like sitting when I’m at home, and therefore hadn’t knit since last spring. So we organized Fight<\/strike>Knitting Club at Dunn Brothers. I showed up a little early, changed out of my workout clothes in Miguel (another thing it’s possible to do in a Mini!), and then proceeded to gossip with Chele, Jumi, and Lara for an hour. And oh yeah, I knitted a bunch too.<\/p>\n

As a result, I’m once again fully obsessed with knitting, and it’s all I want to do. Last night I neglected my very messy apartment and knitted for an hour before class. I’m making convertible mittens, and I finished the first finger<\/a> on one of the gloves already. AWESOME.<\/p>\n

Later on, I went to bellydance class and got to wear my jinglebutt scarf for the first time. I love it a lot, and I love that class for making me feel so totally goofy while having so much fun at the same time. Melanie and I went over to Cindi’s to change after class, and we headed over to Town Talk for Halloween.<\/p>\n

We found Nick<\/a>, Nathan<\/a>, and Ben<\/a> in costume. We were joined by a bunch of folks, and I got to introduce three new people to the Mexican Wrestler. As always, we played stupid games and laughed our asses off all night, and I got home way too late, in keeping with Tuesday being the new Saturday. If only Wednesday were the new Sunday, this work thing wouldn’t even be an issue.<\/p>\n

Tonight is my only night off, and therefore I have big plans involving buying food for my cattle, cleaning my house, doing laundry, and — surprise! — knitting. Also, since the holidays have officially begun, I am now totally fixated on Christmas, and want to put my tree up right this second. Man, I hate waiting.<\/p>\n

Ok, working. I shall return tomorrow!
Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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