{"id":275,"date":"2006-11-04T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-05T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=532"},"modified":"2006-11-04T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-05T06:00:00","slug":"time-to-take-some-deep-breaths","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=275","title":{"rendered":"time to take some deep breaths."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello, internet. I hope all of you got outside today, because it is beautiful out there.<\/p>\n<p \/>Last night, Wendy and Cindi and I went to Lyle&#8217;s to watch the Gophers continue their (now 8-game) winning streak, with a glorious overtime win against UMD. Lyle&#8217;s was kind enough to time happy hour to coincide with the third period, and we did indeed take advantage. There was Journey and Poison on the jukebox, a toilet paper battle in the bathroom, and a cockroach that tried to join us for a drink. On the way out, we continued our Lyle&#8217;s-licking tradition, and even convinced a guy outside smoking to give it a try. I&#8217;m pretty sure he&#8217;ll never be the same.<\/p>\n<p \/>We went downtown close to 10 for the very important business of dancing. Wendy found a crucifix in the parking lot, which accompanied us into Foundation, my new Favorite Place Ever. There were $2 drinks until 11, then $3 drinks til midnight; I introduced myself to the cute bathroom attendant and then forgot her name instantly; we danced in a crowd that was somewhat not-our-scene-at-all, but the music was great, and I pretty much didn&#8217;t notice the existence of other humans anyway. I had very important dancing to do. And this, I should note, is something I could easily do every day.<\/p>\n<p \/>&#8216;Round about the end of the $3 specials, we crossed the street to the 90s, and danced for a couple more hours. The ride home is remarkably fuzzy, but I remember a lot of yelling and evasive manuevers from the cops on horses. We all got home alive, although it took me a good hour to make the difficult transition from my couch to the bed.<\/p>\n<p \/>Today I&#8217;ve spent all the nonbrunch hours of the day knitting, because I&#8217;m very very excited about the convertible mittens. The first one came out perfectly, and will have a supersecret bonus when they&#8217;re complete. My very ambitious plans for the evening include more knitting and a bath, and possibly even a movie if I feel up to putting on pants again. Something tells me that&#8217;s unlikely, though.<\/p>\n<p \/>And here as my gift to you is the text of <a href='http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/queen_of_subtle\/289854594\/' target='out'>the note Wendy and I found<\/a> on the ground last night. I love it.<\/p>\n<p \/><i class='small' style='margin:20px'>Kirstin-<\/p>\n<ul>\n<p \/>\n<li>Your anger isn&#8217;t helping anything\n<p \/><\/li>\n<li>Your anger isn&#8217;t helping <u>you<\/u>\n<p \/><\/li>\n<li>You did your very best\n<p \/><\/li>\n<li>What am I supposed to learn from this\n<p \/><\/li>\n<li>How do you go forward in emotional sobriety\n<p \/><\/li>\n<li>Time to take some deep breaths\n<p \/><\/li>\n<li>The party of you that wants to feel wonderful &#8211; you&#8217;re still wonderful no matter what happens\n<p \/><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><\/i>REMEMBER THAT, OK?<br \/>Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello, internet. I hope all of you got outside today, because it is beautiful out there. Last night, Wendy and Cindi and I went to Lyle&#8217;s to watch the Gophers continue their (now 8-game) winning streak, with a glorious overtime win against UMD. 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