{"id":260,"date":"2006-11-29T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-30T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=547"},"modified":"2006-11-29T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-30T06:00:00","slug":"skeleton-babies-return-from-the-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=260","title":{"rendered":"SKELETON BABIES RETURN!!! FROM THE DEAD!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OH HELLO.<\/p>\n<p \/>I&#8217;ve remembered at least thirty times today that it&#8217;s only Thursday. I&#8217;m guessing by the 40th iteration, it may actually stick.<\/p>\n<p \/>Tuesday, I was a whirlwind of productivity and cleanliness at la casa, so I went out to celebrate this fact at Town Talk with Jumi, Wendy, Stephanie, Jon, and Bill. I think we should suggest to the owners that they install a Mexican Wrestler tap behind the bar, because that would just plain rule.<\/p>\n<p \/>Yesterday, I was a whirlwind of erranding, and then I joined Kaye and Wendy for Bodyworlds at the Science Museum. We got there a little early, which gave us plenty of opportunity to crash a barge into St Paul a couple times. Really, it needed to be done.<\/p>\n<p \/>The show was fascinating, although I had to try to not imagine the physiological defects as applied to my own body, or I got all squirmy and wanted to run away. Wendy and I got up close to the muscle-and-nerve dudes in particular, pointing out our own problems: I followed the nerve from C4 down the shoulder and back of the arm, right to where it makes my tricep ache whenever my neck injury flares up. And now I have to stop thinking about it, because it&#8217;s freaking me out.<\/p>\n<p \/>Also gross? The fetus room. They had birth defect specimens that were pretty much just <a href='http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/images\/dc\/dcphotos2.asp' target='oot'>more skeleton babies from hell<\/a>. EEK.<\/p>\n<p \/>Anyway, I would highly recommend seeing this if you get the chance. It closes here this weekend, and will thankfully be taking the skeleton babies with it.<\/p>\n<p \/>And now, I have to get on about my bidness. This weekend is going to be somewhat busy, I suspect, so I will probably talk to you next week. Which is: December. ALMOST CHRISTMAS, I CAN&#8217;T WAIT!!!<\/p>\n<p \/>Whew.<br \/>Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OH HELLO. I&#8217;ve remembered at least thirty times today that it&#8217;s only Thursday. I&#8217;m guessing by the 40th iteration, it may actually stick. Tuesday, I was a whirlwind of productivity and cleanliness at la casa, so I went out to celebrate this fact at Town Talk with Jumi, Wendy, Stephanie, Jon, and Bill. I think &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=260\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-4c","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=260"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}