{"id":2534,"date":"2010-12-14T13:54:04","date_gmt":"2010-12-14T19:54:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=2534"},"modified":"2010-12-14T13:54:04","modified_gmt":"2010-12-14T19:54:04","slug":"living-on-the-tundra-part-859","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=2534","title":{"rendered":"living on the tundra, part 859."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First, and as usual, work is insanely busy. I&#8217;m starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel (hopefully it&#8217;s not luring me to my death), but it&#8217;s still been nuts. I&#8217;m writing custom handlers for the F2 key today, so you can see just how fascinating my work can be.<\/p>\n<p>Last Wednesday, because I had a sales presentation and nothing nice to wear (seriously, I have ultracasual clothes and dresses, nothing in between), Matt and I ventured to the Mall of America. I got a sweater, and ended up buying another dress at Macy&#8217;s. I almost bought a wedding dress, too, and I&#8217;m still considering picking it up. It&#8217;s returnable for half a year. That&#8217;d be smart, right?<\/p>\n<p>Thursday was bowling, and as usual, our team sucked. We&#8217;re totally going to have a turnaround one of these days, I know it!<\/p>\n<p>On Friday, we had tickets to a Timberwolves game, so we went to dinner at Wondrous Azian Kitchen beforehand. I ordered the mock duck steamed buns, and it took one bite of them to realized I wasn&#8217;t eating mock duck at all, but pork. GROSS.<\/p>\n<p>The staff was very apologetic and comped a few things, but it still sucks. Also, that one bite made me throw up. Kind of unexpected. I really want to like that place, but after being nearly pickpocketed last time and then served meat? I&#8217;m thinking it might not happen.<\/p>\n<p>The Timberwolves game was fantastic. It was no surprise we beat the Pistons, but it was the way they went about it in the 4th quarter: the crowd was going crazy. It was so much fun to watch. I hope there&#8217;s more of that this season. Also, I&#8217;m a fan of the free jersey tshirts we got there!<\/p>\n<p>After the game, we rushed to Smalley&#8217;s to try to catch the end of the Gophers-UMD game. We expected the worst, re: UMD being the #2 team in the country. There were 2 minutes left when we walked in, and the Gophers were winning 3-2. NO WAY.<\/p>\n<p>Once that was over, we fled the suburban bro-fest and headed to Bradstreet at 10pm. When we left there at midnight, there was at least 2&#8243; of snow on the ground. In 2 hours? It was obvious the upcoming snowstorm was no joke.<\/p>\n<p>So, yeah, the rest of the news this week has been about the snow. 16.5&#8243; in Minneapolis, transportation stopped, Metrodome done fell down. (I&#8217;ve seen the video at least 40 times now and it&#8217;s awesome every single time.)<\/p>\n<p>We couldn&#8217;t get our landlord&#8217;s snowblower started, so shoveling was an adventure. Saturday wasn&#8217;t too horrible, because it was in the 20s. We did as much as we could, then walked to the store 6 blocks away. We had to walk in the street because nothing was cleared yet, but there wasn&#8217;t much traffic to contend with.<\/p>\n<p>Kowalski&#8217;s was full of people with skis and snowshoes. Minnesotans are hardcore.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"skiers on lyndale by the queen of subtle, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/queen_of_subtle\/5252776779\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5122\/5252776779_59f124fd5c.jpg\" alt=\"skiers on lyndale\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Sunday&#8217;s shoveling was far less entertaining, because it was zero degrees. The snow solidified and required chopping before removing it. Also, with our 6&#8243; boulevard and short driveway along the alley, there&#8217;s nowhere to put the snow. We even considered pulling my car out and piling it all in the damn garage.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Our boulevard is now a steep mountain of snow about chest-high, and the normally wide sidewalk is reduced to a single-person path. If the city fines us for that, I will invite them all personally to come up with a better solution. With a stick.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"matt in the snowbank by the queen of subtle, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/queen_of_subtle\/5254537787\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5163\/5254537787_b11f0a2030.jpg\" alt=\"matt in the snowbank\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Matt&#8217;s car was buried along with several others on our street, so all the neighbors were out excavating and moving them. The plows hadn&#8217;t touched the side streets (they wouldn&#8217;t for more than 2 days), so everyone dug their way through the mountain of snow at the end of the block, made a space wide enough for vehicles, cleared them all out, and helped people navigate to spots along the snow emergency route. It was a pretty awesome effort from everybody. (I dropped cookies off yesterday for the neighbor who snowblowed our front walk, too.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Being stuck at home all weekend meant I did a lot of baking. I made 20 dozen cookies for the Aliveness Project, and homemade english muffins for brunch on Sunday. These are amazing!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"homemade english muffins by the queen of subtle, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/queen_of_subtle\/5255151594\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5006\/5255151594_8d000630df.jpg\" alt=\"homemade english muffins\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Yesterday, the snow kept me at home working, which was excellent: I got about 200% more done than usual, and my kitchen is really clean. The plows showed up at 6pm and freed us from the disaster that might have occurred once Snow Emergency II: The Reckoning began at 9pm. Matt and I went to Grumpy&#8217;s to watch the Vikings game, and the best part of that was the half-price Minnesota beers. And the tater tots.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Also, something I mentioned only in passing on the internet this weekend: I finished writing about <a href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/rt\/category\/hawaii-2\/\">our trip to Hawaii<\/a>!! Go look!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First, and as usual, work is insanely busy. I&#8217;m starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel (hopefully it&#8217;s not luring me to my death), but it&#8217;s still been nuts. I&#8217;m writing custom handlers for the F2 key today, so you can see just how fascinating my work can be. 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