{"id":251,"date":"2006-12-20T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-21T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=556"},"modified":"2006-12-20T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-21T06:00:00","slug":"merry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=251","title":{"rendered":"MERRY!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SNOW!!!<\/p>\n<p \/>It&#8217;s about time! I hope it sticks around.<\/p>\n<p \/>So, this week in quick review, before I run off to do last-minute-type things. Monday, I began my cookie-deliveries, did all the pornographically-exciting paperwork and filing at mi casa, then went to chillax with my favorite boy and watch the <i>Survivor<\/i> finale.<\/p>\n<p \/>Tuesday, I poured cold water into my bra at work to wake up (it was unintentional, but highly effective), did more cookie deliveries, then met with las chicas for <strike>Fight<\/strike>Knitting Club at our new location at the Dunn Brothers in Loring Park. We discovered that it&#8217;s the Tuesday-night home of a few other rival knitting gangs, and one of their members even joined us. I think we may have scared her, though. Afterward, Cindi and Jumi and I paid our usual visit to Town Talk, and found it surprisingly empty.<\/p>\n<p \/>Yesterday, I delivered the last o&#8217; the cookies, and scrambled to the grocery store when I realized my cats were out of food, and would likely exact revenge in the best way they know how. Lunds had nothing left but ocean whitefish, and that? HUGE MISTAKE. I gagged from the can-opening to the pill-mixing to the floor-setting. Later in the eventide, I met Matt at Town Talk, and found all the people who apparently forgot to go Tuesday night all crammed in there at once. Guys, can&#8217;t we all spread out our visits more effectively?<\/p>\n<p \/>Though, really, you can hardly complain much about a place where the bartenders hand you your drink immediately upon walking in, even if you&#8217;re loitering in the entryway awaiting a seat.<\/p>\n<p \/>Today I spent an hour calling bookstores in search of the present B&#038;N decided not to ship me, a couple hours thereafter being mad at my hand for hurting so damn much (I think it&#8217;s the weather), and the rest of the day staring out the window at the snow. SNOW!!! I&#8217;m so excited!! Tonight we&#8217;re going to pub quiz, and then I shall go home to pack, for I doubt I&#8217;ll have time tomorrow night.<\/p>\n<p \/>Saturday I&#8217;m heading up to family xmas at gramma&#8217;s, and I&#8217;m really hoping I&#8217;ll be able to return on Sunday. Two days off here with nothing much to do sounds pretty damn awesome to me, dudes. Therefore, I will speak at you again sometime next week, and in the meantime:<\/p>\n<p \/>HAVE AN AWESOME HOLIDAY, EVERYONE.<br \/>Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SNOW!!! It&#8217;s about time! I hope it sticks around. So, this week in quick review, before I run off to do last-minute-type things. Monday, I began my cookie-deliveries, did all the pornographically-exciting paperwork and filing at mi casa, then went to chillax with my favorite boy and watch the Survivor finale. 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