{"id":238,"date":"2007-01-31T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-01T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=569"},"modified":"2007-01-31T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2007-02-01T06:00:00","slug":"of-candy-squid-and-boobs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=238","title":{"rendered":"of candy, squid, and boobs."},"content":{"rendered":"

Hey! I am making up for my dearth of posting lately!<\/p>\n

First of all, I would like to ask you kindly to please consider ordering yourself or your loved ones (or that girl you’ve been stalking at work, I don’t mind) some valentine’s truffles. Why? Not just because they’re awesome, handmade and personally delivered (as long as you’re nearby, otherwise we’ll ship them), but because of this: If we raise just another $600, Team Boobylicious will be the #1 fundraising team<\/b> in the Twin Cities. That’s a big deal, dudes, and exactly why I could use your help. Please click below to order! The deadline is tomorrow.<\/p>\n

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Also, due to surprising demand, I’m selling my very cute squid<\/a> as a fundraiser, too. Order your very own phone-hugging cephalopod today!!<\/p>\n

And in this part of the post, I will not be asking for any more of your money, but telling you about the hours since last we spoke. Matt and I had dinner at Chiang Mai, then watched Donnie Darko<\/i>, because he’d never seen it. YEAH, I KNOW! Thankfully, that’s been fixed. Whew.<\/p>\n

And that, dudes and ladies, is your Thursday update. Wish me luck avoiding hypothermia tonight at ye olde broomball tilt.<\/p>\n

Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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