{"id":228,"date":"2007-02-22T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-23T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=579"},"modified":"2007-02-22T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2007-02-23T06:00:00","slug":"doo-dah-doo-dah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=228","title":{"rendered":"DOO DAH DOO DAH"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hey, I’m back again this week! And I’m here to tell you about my ass.<\/p>\n

Last night was our final broomball game of the season. I’m glad I was able to be there for it, having missed three games due to my crabby hip. I tended goal, not wanting to re-aggravate that injury again. This suited me fine; you may be aware of my feelings about goaltenders in general.<\/p>\n

The ice was a mess due to the recent heat wave, all bumps and not very slippery. It was nice to actually have traction in the goal, but it sucked for the other players; they’d go to slide, and end up tripping and falling all over each other. However, our team looked great, and it was a good game.<\/p>\n

I didn’t realize til halfway to Matt’s house that my right leg was killing me. I figured I’d probably managed a bruise or two in one of my many falls, but I definitely hadn’t noticed during the game. My knee and shin pads tend to avert most of the damage, so I don’t really think about it. By the time I got there, I was driving with only one leg on the seat, because my hip was hurting so much. I dropped my pantaloons the minute I got inside, and found two quite impressive bruises on my hip and butt, and a large bump developing. I took some painkillers and sat leaning on my left side all night. OW.<\/p>\n

The bump is a lot smaller this morning, and it’s only really irritating every time I get up, because it stiffens up when I’m sitting. I stand up, take a couple hops away from my desk, and then I’m good. It’s way sexy. I also kind of want to take a picture, except, you know, it’s my ass. Hmm.<\/p>\n

So I’m thinking maybe broomball isn’t the sport for me, considering I freak out any time something happens to my legs or feet. The day something interferes with my participation in the 3day is the day I THROW THE HELL DOWN.<\/p>\n

Tonight begins Matt’s birthday weekend, starting with shoppin’ for fly kicks, hockey at Lyle’s, then Town Talk. The rest of the weekend features a Gophers game, a Timberwolves game, brunch, a trip to Como Park, and hopefully even some sleeping! Therefore, I have one goal only for this here Friday: MAKE WORK BE OVER QUICKER.<\/p>\n

Happy weekend, dudes!
Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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