{"id":226,"date":"2007-02-27T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-28T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=581"},"modified":"2007-02-27T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2007-02-28T06:00:00","slug":"starring-tim-as-ba-baracus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=226","title":{"rendered":"starring tim as ba baracus."},"content":{"rendered":"

Man, you guys, I am seriously productive today.<\/p>\n

I’ve been sitting here poking at minor issues but not actually making any changes, because that will break the upgrade I’m doing tonight and confuse everyone in a disastrous way. And by ‘everyone’, I mean me. I’m the only me here.<\/p>\n

Instead, I’ve been working on Projects and Important Research. My first major output today? Town Talk slash fiction. I will not republish it here because it’s stomach-turningly wrong, and also because I totally plagiarized it. From A-Team slash. Holy crap, I love me some internets.<\/p>\n

The thing about slash is it’s funny<\/i>, in that totally sick-and-wrong way that you could understand from people with too much time and too little human interaction. Fanfic, on the other hand, scares the shit out of me. I dunno. I just don’t get it. Taking the dirtiness away makes it just plain icky.<\/p>\n

Anyway! After that, I collected my findings, and am happy to present you with the most definitive and accurate picture of the internet to date<\/a>. I’m fully expecting to win the Nobel Prize in Completely Awesome Visual Statistics this year.<\/p>\n

I should probably buy a new dress for the ceremony.<\/p>\n

Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Man, you guys, I am seriously productive today. I’ve been sitting here poking at minor issues but not actually making any changes, because that will break the upgrade I’m doing tonight and confuse everyone in a disastrous way. And by ‘everyone’, I mean me. I’m the only me here. Instead, I’ve been working on Projects …read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-3E","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=226"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}