{"id":209,"date":"2007-04-17T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-18T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=598"},"modified":"2007-04-17T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-18T06:00:00","slug":"i-love-waffles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=209","title":{"rendered":"i love waffles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>HOLY CRAP DUDES I&#8217;VE BEEN TOO BUSY.<\/p>\n<p \/>There were some technical issues with updating this here webb-sytte, but they have now all been resolved, and I am back to brighten your day and spread goodwill to all mankind. Barring that, I&#8217;ll at least say a bad word or two for your amusement.<\/p>\n<p \/>But first, links!<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<ul>\n<li><a href='http:\/\/www.teamboobylicious.com\/2007\/04\/bar_trivia_2_may_1st.php' target='x'>Boobylicious Trivia II<\/a>: coming May 1! We have about a million prizes donated for the raffle already, so you should be there. Only $5!\n<p \/><\/li>\n<li><a href='http:\/\/www.teamboobylicious.com\/2007\/04\/flip_cup_tournament_may_19.php' target='x'>The Flip-Cup Tournament<\/a>: coming May 19. Come drink unlimited beer and win prizes on a Saturday afternoon, all for the love of boobs.\n<p \/><\/li>\n<li>A Citypages article about my old pal <a href='http:\/\/citypages.com\/databank\/28\/1376\/article15342.asp' target='x'>Crazy Mari<\/a>. I used to think she was all harmless-nuts until she told me about how she finances everything via credit card fraud. Nice. Those Minneapolitans who don&#8217;t know her have undoubtedly seen her house on Penn Ave.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p \/>Monday night, Matt and I started our swing-dance class. I knew we&#8217;d have fun, but, holy crap, it&#8217;s so awesome. There are a lot more people in the class than I expected, and it gives us the opportunity to dance with old folks when we have to switch partners, too. HOT. I&#8217;m working on that not-falling-down-when-spinning thing, too. So far, so good.<\/p>\n<p \/>Last night, we got gross-out levels of cuddly in a booth at the Independent (that&#8217;s grossing <i>you<\/i> out, dudes, not me), went to see the <i>Aqua Teen Hunger Force<\/i> movie at the Lagoon (two words: &#8220;digital gold&#8221;), and then watched the Wild evolve into a completely different hockey team halfway through the second period, and absolutely destroy the Anaheim Ducks. I don&#8217;t know where that all came from, but I hope they keep it going.<\/p>\n<p \/>Also, I think maybe only their families would be terribly sad if the refs&#8217; plane crashed on the way back to California. You know it&#8217;s bad when the TV announcers are openly ridiculing them not only for shitty calls, but for causing hockey chaos and potential injuries. Speaking of which, I cannot <i>wait<\/i> for the impending Boogaard-issued beatdown tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p \/>Tonight, I have to go talk to Jon at Uptown about my next tattoo, then I have a date with Wendy and the liquor store for the 612.5 party, and then Team Boobylicious is gathering to discuss important team bidness (if you&#8217;re picturing a topless pillowfight, you&#8217;re only three-quarters correct). And then I shall proceed directly to the couch, for I have a boy to hug and some knittin&#8217; to accomplish. Also, I have a feeling there may be more hockey, and it would be a pity for it to go unwatched.<\/p>\n<p \/>I hope you are having a very excellent Wednesday, dudes.<\/p>\n<p \/>Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>HOLY CRAP DUDES I&#8217;VE BEEN TOO BUSY. There were some technical issues with updating this here webb-sytte, but they have now all been resolved, and I am back to brighten your day and spread goodwill to all mankind. 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