{"id":208,"date":"2007-04-18T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-19T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=599"},"modified":"2007-04-18T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-19T06:00:00","slug":"coughcoughcoughcough","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=208","title":{"rendered":"coughcoughCOUGHCOUGH"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Heyguyswhatsup!<\/p>\n<p \/>I just stopped in to tell you that everything is:<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<ul>\n<li><b>AWESOME<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p \/>including the weather, so I&#8217;m dying to be outside. We have plans to possibly hang out on multiple people&#8217;s patios tonight, and I think that may in fact be the best idea ever.<\/p>\n<p \/>Last eveningtide, I had the shortest tattoo-consulation on record with Jon, and it went something like this:<\/p>\n<p \/><i>me:<\/i> Here&#8217;s the font I&#8217;m thinking of! See how it&#8217;s kind of messy but not too much?<br \/><i>him:<\/i> Yeah, that&#8217;s exactly what I was picturing. OK, we&#8217;re good!<\/p>\n<p \/>I will be having the work done a few days after my birthday. HOORAY.<\/p>\n<p \/>After that, I bought Lunds&#8217; entire stock of cat food, and if you see Iams&#8217; stock price rocketing on Monday, you&#8217;ll know why. The same will go for any bottom-shelf liquor company, <i>viz.<\/i> Phillips, Grey Wolf, and I don&#8217;t want to ruin the surprise or anything but maybe MD 20-20?? Yes, I accompanied Wendy to Sid&#8217;s Discount Liquor to finish shopping for the 612 party. It is going to rule, and I haven&#8217;t even mentioned yet that there&#8217;s a makeout room.<\/p>\n<p \/>Round about 6pm, we ventured over to TGI Friday&#8217;s by the Mall. Yes! For boobs. We had a Team Boobylicious meeting, got to meet a few of the new teammates, and talked about fundraisers. Wendy even had an agenda, because she is the ultimate professional.<\/p>\n<p \/>After that, I drove at light speed to Matt&#8217;s. And this morning, I was very very sleepy. The End.<\/p>\n<p \/>One day til the 612.5 party. I can&#8217;t wait!<\/p>\n<p \/>Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heyguyswhatsup! I just stopped in to tell you that everything is: AWESOME including the weather, so I&#8217;m dying to be outside. We have plans to possibly hang out on multiple people&#8217;s patios tonight, and I think that may in fact be the best idea ever. Last eveningtide, I had the shortest tattoo-consulation on record with &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=208\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-3m","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=208"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}