{"id":207,"date":"2007-04-22T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-23T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=600"},"modified":"2007-04-22T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-23T06:00:00","slug":"ya-hosers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=207","title":{"rendered":"YA HOSERS"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dear Canadians and also the rest of you guys:<\/p>\n

WHAT IS UP? Here’s some of the stuff I’ve done since last we spoke:<\/p>\n

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  1. Went to Pete & Klein’s house to grill and watch hockey.
    a. The Wild lost, and didn’t even look good doing so.
    b. We decided that Flor de Cana is fantastic.
    c. I went to pick up a copy of Playboy<\/i> from Klein’s table, and it was stuck to a copy of Cycle World<\/i>. Hilarity ensued.<\/li>\n
  2. [DELETED]<\/li>\n
  3. Arrived home and collapsed in exhaustion.<\/li>\n
  4. Had brunch<\/strike>eakfast at Hell’s Kitchen with Cindi, for free. God, that place is awesome.<\/li>\n
  5. Grocery-shopped for the party.<\/li>\n
  6. Baked surfer squares for the party. They’re one of the most obscenely sweet and appealing-to-drunk-people treats I’m aware of.<\/li>\n
  7. Went to Cindi’s to set up for the party, which mainly consisted of sticking a giant 612.5 on the wall, and arranging tables to form the perfect bar area. Also, planning the makeout room.<\/li>\n
  8. Sat outside Sebastian Joe’s with Matt, Cindi, and Willis, because it was one of the first perfect days of spring.<\/li>\n
  9. Went to Burch pharmacy and bought rope, condoms, lube, and giant playing cards. I told the cashier, “Don’t laugh, it’s for a party.” She laughed anyway.<\/li>\n
  10. Set up the makeout room and got the party started. The makeout room would prove to be the best idea ever.<\/li>\n
  11. 612.5 PARTY!!! So much fun. It will of course be happening again in October.<\/li>\n
  12. [DELETED]<\/li>\n
  13. Arrived home.<\/li>\n
  14. [DELETED]<\/li>\n
  15. Brunch at the Uptown with Matt, Wendy, Cindi, and Willis. Oh, cheez.<\/li>\n
  16. Went to Burch Pharmacy for cleaning supplies. The same cashier was there, and she laughed at us again for our hangovers. We should probably invite her next time.<\/li>\n
  17. Party cleanup. A lot<\/i> of party cleanup, but we left the room very shiny and only down one chair.<\/li>\n
  18. [DELETED]<\/li>\n
  19. Grilled on the patio at Matt’s building, which features 5 grills. We only needed one.
    a. We saw huge dragonflies and bats, also enjoying the best day ever.
    b. We decided that the awesome life should prominently feature ottomans.<\/li>\n
  20. Watched Casino Royale<\/i>, my first Bond movie ever. It was very very long, and we were both dozing off towards the end.<\/li>\n
  21. [DELETED]<\/li>\n
  22. Woke up bright and relatively early Sunday morning, and agreed to make it a two-brunch weekend.<\/li>\n
  23. Town Talk! We hadn’t seen Molly in a while.<\/li>\n
  24. Went clothes-and-camping-supply shopping at Target and the Mall.<\/li>\n
  25. Laid on the floor<\/a>, experimenting with various ottoman options.<\/li>\n
  26. Rescued Cindi from work, and went to Joe’s Garage for dinner.<\/li>\n
  27. Ended the evening at Lyle’s. Matt was in heaven, because he had basketball, baseball, and<\/i> hockey on TV at the exact same time.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    And now, dudes, I have to run and do things before swing-dance class! I will try to return tomorrow and tell you more. About things.<\/p>\n

    You know.
    Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Dear Canadians and also the rest of you guys: WHAT IS UP? Here’s some of the stuff I’ve done since last we spoke: Went to Pete & Klein’s house to grill and watch hockey.a. The Wild lost, and didn’t even look good doing so.b. We decided that Flor de Cana is fantastic.c. I went to …read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-3l","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=207"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}