{"id":2004,"date":"2010-05-03T10:29:23","date_gmt":"2010-05-03T16:29:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=2004"},"modified":"2010-05-03T10:29:23","modified_gmt":"2010-05-03T16:29:23","slug":"i-hope-he-still-calls-it-od","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=2004","title":{"rendered":"i hope he still calls it &#8216;OD&#8217;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I sold my car yesterday, after a few weeks of answering calls and emails about it, then forgetting it was on the market. The buyer is awesome, and I&#8217;m really happy about how it worked out.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to miss my GTO. It was fast and loud and orange. It had 8 cylinders and 400 horsepower. People tried to race me on the highway all the time. I loved it.<\/p>\n<p>What I decided after years of having pretty awesome cars, though, is that the future is way more important having a nice vehicle. That future, specifically, that involves moving to an island and owning our own business. So now I&#8217;ll drive a completely nonfancy car (whose main &#8216;feature&#8217; will be air conditioning &#8211; that and a warranty are my only requirements) and I&#8217;ll have an extra $8-9k a year. That&#8217;s a pretty excellent tradeoff, I believe.<\/p>\n<p>Feel free to race me in my new car. I guarantee you&#8217;ll win.<\/p>\n<p>P.S. I realized yesterday that while I&#8217;ve been pulled over more than once in my Saab and Mini, I&#8217;ve never been stopped by a cop while driving the orange muscle car. That&#8217;s really strange, considering my respect for the speed limit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I sold my car yesterday, after a few weeks of answering calls and emails about it, then forgetting it was on the market. The buyer is awesome, and I&#8217;m really happy about how it worked out. I&#8217;m going to miss my GTO. It was fast and loud and orange. It had 8 cylinders and 400 &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=2004\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2004","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-car"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-wk","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2004","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2004"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2004\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2004"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2004"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2004"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}