{"id":198,"date":"2007-05-13T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-14T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=609"},"modified":"2007-05-13T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-14T06:00:00","slug":"what-im-sitting-by-the-fan-i-cant-hear-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=198","title":{"rendered":"WHAT I’M SITTING BY THE FAN I CAN’T HEAR YOU"},"content":{"rendered":"

OH MAN. GUYS! I’M EXCITED.<\/p>\n

I just booked plane tickets for our cruise. This makes it totally official. No, I haven’t booked the cruise yet, shut up. It’s in January. However, I used frequent flyer miles for the plane tickets, and that made them free<\/strike>$20. SCORE.<\/p>\n

The cruise happens exactly a year from the day a bunch of us went to Vegas together. The same group (plus Cindi) is now taking to the sea. It’s going to be insanely awesome.<\/p>\n

Friday night, we hung out on the patio of Town Hall with Kris and Orsi. I ate a pretzel there, and took the other half of the order home with me for later. I liked that pretzel so much, I threatened to make Matt sleep on the couch so the pretzel and I could share the bed.<\/p>\n

Thankfully, this plan fell apart later, when said pretzel got eaten. With pizza sauce.<\/p>\n

We awoke early on Saturday, hopped in Miguel, and headed off on the SuperSecret Anniversary Roadtrip<\/a>, which Matt has done us the courtesy of recapping, complete with links. So I don’t seem too much of a slacker, I present you with many photos<\/a>, including some of goats.<\/p>\n

Since we had to drive past the sign to get to the goats, I had a feeling he guessed where were were staying the second he saw it, but that made it no less awesome. I still can’t get over how great the Jailhouse Inn<\/a> is; I expected maybe a room with bars, and instead got an entire cellblock. With a gigantic whirlpool tub. While we had to supply our own champagne, they provided the ice bucket and glasses. So fantastic.<\/p>\n

Also, waking up to light streaming between the bars of your jail cell? Hopefully an experience I’ll only have there.<\/p>\n

We got home around noon on Sunday, and spent much of the day not wearing pants. I couldn’t figure out why the hell I was so uncomfortably sweaty until I left to go to my mom’s, and Miguel told me it was 90 degrees outside. I had dinner with the family, celebrating Mothers’ Day and my dad’s birthday (today: he’s officially a senior citizen now. Wow.), and then I hung out and knitted while watching the Twins game. Not so much to watch baseball (though the 400,000-run disparity was kind of fascinating), but to see when Matt would be arriving home. You see, when I set foot in my apartment after dark, my cats try to eat me.<\/p>\n

Today I’m very much suffering from weekend-hangover, which is painful coupled with the 80-degree temperatures in the office. Thankfully, I’ll be leaving shortly and heading to swing-dance class. It’ll be sweaty, but awesome as always.<\/p>\n

And, um, plane tickets. For our cruise. Oh yes.<\/p>\n

Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

OH MAN. GUYS! I’M EXCITED. I just booked plane tickets for our cruise. This makes it totally official. No, I haven’t booked the cruise yet, shut up. It’s in January. However, I used frequent flyer miles for the plane tickets, and that made them free$20. SCORE. The cruise happens exactly a year from the day …read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-3c","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=198"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}