{"id":197,"date":"2007-05-14T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-15T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=610"},"modified":"2007-05-14T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-15T06:00:00","slug":"beer-boobs-win","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=197","title":{"rendered":"beer + boobs = win!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am nerdy.<\/p>\n<p \/>I waited til today to go to the post office to get new stamps (now with more cents!) so I could get the <a href='http:\/\/shop.usps.com\/webapp\/wcs\/stores\/servlet\/ProductDisplay?catalogId=10152&#038;storeId=10001&#038;categoryId=18401&#038;productId=29353&#038;langId=-1' target='x'>exciting triangular ones<\/a>. Not only am I novelty&#8217;s biggest fan, but it reminds me of my stamp collection when I was a little kid. Those triangular stamps, they were FASCINATING. I mean, they were missing an entire side!<\/p>\n<p \/>So, I ended up confessing to childhood philately at the post office. Granted, I was probably surrounded by proud stamp collectors there, but still. I&#8217;m kind of embarrassed. Also, I want to make sure my mom&#8217;s still hoarding my old collection somewhere, because I aim to peruse it someday.<\/p>\n<p \/>Last night was our second-to-last swing dance class. The second-to-last part is very sad, because I love this class more and more every week. Thankfully, we have a coupon for a free private lesson, and are thinking we should maybe take more classes in the fall. It&#8217;s so great, and I can&#8217;t wait to go out dancing.<\/p>\n<p \/>Afterward, we got carryout from A La Salsa in the Midtown Exchange, and headed home to picnic on the floor and watch the <i>Survivor<\/i> reunion show. The best part of the <i>Survivor<\/i> afterparty? Seeing who actually looked much better on the show, all emaciated and dirty. In this case, it was most of them. We then had a sammich of guilty pleasures: <i>Edgemont<\/i> (the best Canadian teen drama you&#8217;ve never heard of anywhere but here) and <i>The Ultimate Coyote Ugly Search<\/i>, which sends me into paroxysms of indignation at the sheer stupidity of it all. Now I&#8217;m going to go read the bios on CMT&#8217;s website. Shut up.<\/p>\n<p \/>Tonight I&#8217;m going to Sarah&#8217;s birthday party with Wendy. It&#8217;s at Dave &#038; Buster&#8217;s in Maple Grove (um, that&#8217;s almost in one of the Dakotas, and we&#8217;ll probably be forced to stay overnight rather than drive home). I am very very excited to play DDR again, because it&#8217;s been way too long.<\/p>\n<p \/>And now I&#8217;m going to sit here and wait for the cruise people to email me back, because I am this close || to booking it. Honduras! Grand Cayman! Swimming with stingrays! January doesn&#8217;t seem that far away at all, considering most of the summer is already booked.<\/p>\n<p \/>Hey, don&#8217;t forget about <a href='http:\/\/www.teamboobylicious.com\/2007\/04\/flip_cup_tournament_may_19.php' target='x'>the Flip-Cup Tournament<\/a> on Saturday! The winning team gets a keg party. That&#8217;s a lot of free beer, dudes.<\/p>\n<p \/>Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am nerdy. I waited til today to go to the post office to get new stamps (now with more cents!) so I could get the exciting triangular ones. Not only am I novelty&#8217;s biggest fan, but it reminds me of my stamp collection when I was a little kid. 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