{"id":1738,"date":"2010-02-01T14:12:34","date_gmt":"2010-02-01T20:12:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=1738"},"modified":"2010-02-01T14:12:34","modified_gmt":"2010-02-01T20:12:34","slug":"a-picture-that-sums-up-awesome-xmas-pretty-effectively","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=1738","title":{"rendered":"a picture that sums up awesome xmas pretty effectively:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"basement bacon\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2794\/4321896363_50abaf23e6.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Joe got a smokeless grill (a regifted wedding present!) and a pack of bacon amongst his many awesome xmas gifts, so of course this happened in the basement. I went upstairs to get some snacks out of the oven after I took this picture, and swear when I returned about 30 seconds later, the bacon had all disappeared.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">And then there was the martial arts helmet. And the creepy baby head. And the pregnancy test.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I love awesome xmas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe got a smokeless grill (a regifted wedding present!) and a pack of bacon amongst his many awesome xmas gifts, so of course this happened in the basement. I went upstairs to get some snacks out of the oven after I took this picture, and swear when I returned about 30 seconds later, the bacon &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=1738\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1738","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-parties"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-s2","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1738","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1738"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1738\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}