Dear Foot-Fetishists of the Internet:<\/p>\n
KNOCK IT OFF.<\/b><\/p>\nI have a lot of photos of my feet. 52 of them<\/a>, to be exact. Before you go callin’ me a freak for that, you should know that that’s only .01% of the 4,766 photos I have on Flickr.<\/p>\nI usually take pictures of my feet either because I’m wearing awesome shoes<\/a>, or because I was there<\/i>. I have them on a volcanic beach in Hawaii<\/a>, in Denali<\/a>, on the Rio Grande<\/a>, snorkeling<\/a> in St Thomas, at the party cabin<\/a>, on the 3day<\/a> last year, in a hammock in the Bahamas<\/a>, inside a New Mexico cave dwelling<\/a>, hiking in Interstate<\/a>, on a cruise ship<\/a>, at Bonnaroo<\/a>, in Lake Calhoun<\/a>, even inside a log<\/a>.<\/p>\nEvery time I upload a photo of my feet, you add it to your favorites and leave a creepy comment. I delete it and block you; this takes it off your list and keeps you from commenting on my pictures. I’ve done this countless times, which means I’ve built up a pretty substantial list of blocked foot fetishists on Flickr. If I had time, I could probably figure out a way to make some money with that.<\/p>\nSomeone once told me it wasn’t nice to take them away like that, but I figure I’m not going to let you come fondle my feet for less than ten thousand bucks and a can of Lysol, so why give you photos? There are 150,000 others<\/a> to choose from, anyway.<\/p>\n\nOk, I just gave myself chills. Ew.<\/p>\n
Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Dear Foot-Fetishists of the Internet: KNOCK IT OFF. I have a lot of photos of my feet. 52 of them, to be exact. Before you go callin’ me a freak for that, you should know that that’s only .01% of the 4,766 photos I have on Flickr. I usually take pictures of my feet either …read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-2N","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=173"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}