i am playing darts right now. i also have to fart really bad. i sure do like apples. especially in pie. joe just drank a shot called shit in the pool. oh 2 for 1s whiskey diets are here. smell ya later!<\/p>\n
(Thanks to Wendy for posting that from my phone Saturday night. I’m going to have her do all my writing from now on!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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