{"id":157,"date":"2007-09-13T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-14T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=650"},"modified":"2007-09-13T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-14T06:00:00","slug":"licious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=157","title":{"rendered":"LICIOUS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I did an adapted version of the Walk of Shame into work today, wearing the same clothes I had on yesterday. There was no actual shame, just the fact that I forgot my bag in the car last night and was too damn cold to go out there and get it from the parking lot this morning.<\/p>\n<p \/>Nothing screams <b>CLASSY<\/b> like changing your underwear in the bathroom at work.<\/p>\n<p \/>Wednesday evening, we joined la familia and Wendy (who&#8217;s pretty much part of la familia) to celebrate Stephanie and Escobar&#8217;s birthdays. Matt and I also shopped at Ikea, and did what everyone who goes there is obligated to do at least twice a year: bought one hundred candles. WE ARE SET FOR LIFE.<\/p>\n<p \/>Last night, I made some pretty awesome calzones (using the dough recipe that&#8217;s just flour, baking soda, salt, and a bottle of beer) for dinner, then we went to pub quiz at Keegan&#8217;s because it was drawing night for the trip to Boston. We did not win the quiz or the trip, but a cute old guy did, so it was fine. Also, I knew almost all the answers, and that never happens! I was most proud of knowing almost all the sports questions, including the names of the Gopher men&#8217;s football, basketball, and hockey coaches. Apart from hockey, all of that is entirely Matt&#8217;s fault.<\/p>\n<p \/>(Speaking of hockey, GOPHERS TICKETS GO ON SALE TOMORROW. What else could get me out of bed at 9am on a Saturday?)<\/p>\n<p \/>And now, I&#8217;m going to go do some work. If you like, you could start reading about <a href='http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/rt\/category\/seattle-for-bumbershoot\/' target='x'>our trip to Seattle<\/a>! I have another two days to add, but I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ve been dying to hear about the spectacular disaster we call Fergalicious.<\/p>\n<p \/>D to the E to the&#8230; never mind.<br \/>Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I did an adapted version of the Walk of Shame into work today, wearing the same clothes I had on yesterday. There was no actual shame, just the fact that I forgot my bag in the car last night and was too damn cold to go out there and get it from the parking lot &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=157\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/so9qt-licious","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=157"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}