{"id":1493,"date":"2009-07-02T09:38:33","date_gmt":"2009-07-02T15:38:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=1493"},"modified":"2009-07-02T09:38:33","modified_gmt":"2009-07-02T15:38:33","slug":"westbound-and-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=1493","title":{"rendered":"westbound (and down)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re heading off the the wilds of Sodakia after work today. I couldn&#8217;t be more excited about that. Seriously.<\/p>\n<p>Visits to Watertown are rife with traditions, some of which include:<\/p>\n<p>1) dancing at the Dakota Sioux Casino<\/p>\n<p>2) getting massages in the $1 massage chairs at the Watertown Mall<\/p>\n<p>3) shopping at Shopko<\/p>\n<p>4) playing cards with Matt&#8217;s parents<\/p>\n<p>5) going to the yarn store (ok, this is a new tradition we started last visit)<\/p>\n<p>6) visiting the disaster that is the Harbor Bar<\/p>\n<p>7) taking a ride around town<\/p>\n<p>Since it&#8217;s the 4th of July, it will also include Judy&#8217;s annual baton-twirling show. You can be assured that there will be video. Oh, and hopefully we&#8217;ll have a chance to go vegetarian fishing! I&#8217;ll explain later.<\/p>\n<p>Have a great holiday weekend! Don&#8217;t blow your fingers off with fireworks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re heading off the the wilds of Sodakia after work today. I couldn&#8217;t be more excited about that. Seriously. Visits to Watertown are rife with traditions, some of which include: 1) dancing at the Dakota Sioux Casino 2) getting massages in the $1 massage chairs at the Watertown Mall 3) shopping at Shopko 4) playing &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=1493\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[97],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1493","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-o5","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1493","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1493"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1493\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1493"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1493"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1493"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}