I’m going to give a prize to whoever* can identify what these items are. No, I don’t know what the prize is yet. That’s asking a lot from someone about to embark on a 4-day weekend. I’ll consult my brain when I return.<\/p>\n
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\na solid bulwark for sustenance of life
\nbikini shaving experts
\nbye-bye disco time
\ncarrot porn
\ncause i’m a motherfuckin p-i-m-p
\ndave hakstol is an asshole
\ndefenestration
\ndickhead inside
\nD to the E to the LICIOUS
\nhughugkisskiss
\ni am going to hell
\ni have a black crayon, i’ll draw matt
\nmissing penis
\nnad mashing
\nproof giving us free shit works
\nreal gusto in a great light beer
\nscorched douchebags
\nthe path leads to the couch
\ntwo bitches, one for each nut<\/span><\/p>\n