{"id":138,"date":"2007-10-09T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-10T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=669"},"modified":"2007-10-09T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2007-10-10T06:00:00","slug":"i-love-learnin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=138","title":{"rendered":"i love learnin&#8217;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here are some of the awesome classes I&#8217;ve taken from community ed:<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<ul>\n<li>woodshop<\/li>\n<li>weightlifting<\/li>\n<li>knitting<\/li>\n<li>kickboxing<\/li>\n<li>tarot<\/li>\n<li>auto maintenance<\/li>\n<li>yoga<\/li>\n<li>didgeridoo<\/li>\n<li>meditation<\/li>\n<li>poi spinning<\/li>\n<li>photography<\/li>\n<li>swing dance<\/li>\n<li>how to drive a steam locomotive<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p \/>Here are the classes I&#8217;m taking this fall:<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<ul>\n<li>whittling<\/li>\n<li>how to be a streetcar motorman<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p \/>Seriously. It&#8217;s the greatest thing ever.<\/p>\n<p \/>Last night, we were confined to the couch so I could do laundry, which had reached code red status. I counted while folding, and there were 21 pairs of underpants in there. We ate leftovers, I finished my <a href='http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/queen_of_subtle\/1532534339\/' target='x'>gophers mittens<\/a> (just in time for hockey season, of course), and we watched the new MTV show about the bi porn star trying to find Bret Michaels-style lovin&#8217;, which is guaranteed to be even more of a catastophic disaster, though it&#8217;s hard to imagine you could outdo a trainwreck full of midgets in pudding. It&#8217;s going to happen, I fear.<\/p>\n<p \/>Today is our 11-monthiversary! This is cause to celebrate, and that is exactly what we intend to do.<\/p>\n<p \/>TWO DAYS TIL HOCKEY.<\/p>\n<p \/>Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here are some of the awesome classes I&#8217;ve taken from community ed: woodshop weightlifting knitting kickboxing tarot auto maintenance yoga didgeridoo meditation poi spinning photography swing dance how to drive a steam locomotive Here are the classes I&#8217;m taking this fall: whittling how to be a streetcar motorman Seriously. It&#8217;s the greatest thing ever. Last &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=138\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-2e","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=138"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}