{"id":1371,"date":"2009-05-01T12:26:26","date_gmt":"2009-05-01T18:26:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=1371"},"modified":"2009-05-01T12:26:26","modified_gmt":"2009-05-01T18:26:26","slug":"dont-call-it-a-comeback","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=1371","title":{"rendered":"don&#8217;t call it a comeback."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been busy! Because, listen: Colleen came to visit. We had a party, a day with three hangovers, and then time spend running around showing her things and laughing a lot. Also, she took us to Costco with her membership. We&#8217;re so Midwest it hurts.<\/p>\n<p>We even got to see the spoon bridge sans cherry, which has just been returned today:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"no cherry\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3390\/3489002866_f6dfa18939.jpg?v=1241104393\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">After dropping her off at the airport Wednesday post-work, Matt and I went to our first Twins game of the season. It was a remarkable blowout on the Twins&#8217; part, so I&#8217;m guessing what they really needed to get their season going was us. Also, I totally won Twingo. When we went down to the counter to claim a prize, though, they wouldn&#8217;t give it to me. They had some explanation about how K-WP (strikeout, wild pitch) wasn&#8217;t the same as K-WP (strikeout, wild pitch). I dunno. Since the prize was probably an Applebee&#8217;s gift card, that at least keeps a little bit of plastic out of the landfills. I&#8217;m very green, as you know.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Last night, we Dined Out For Life at Victor&#8217;s 1959. Then we spend some glorious time on the couch, something that&#8217;s been rare lately. I knit during the Bulls-Celtics game (except for the times I was busy yelling or pulling my hair out), then the Blackhawks-Canucks game. We even put a bunch of leftover party stuff away, so now our house is very shiny and ready for the weekend.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Weekend!!! I can&#8217;t wait. But I&#8217;ll tell you about then after it happens. Have a good one, dudes and ladies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been busy! Because, listen: Colleen came to visit. We had a party, a day with three hangovers, and then time spend running around showing her things and laughing a lot. Also, she took us to Costco with her membership. We&#8217;re so Midwest it hurts. We even got to see the spoon bridge sans cherry, &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=1371\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-m7","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1371"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1371\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}