{"id":130,"date":"2007-10-17T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-18T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=677"},"modified":"2007-10-17T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2007-10-18T06:00:00","slug":"preferred-nomenclature","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=130","title":{"rendered":"preferred nomenclature"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dearest internet, here is the <a href='http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/poll\/?id=1073528&#038;mode=results' target='x'>most important question facing Americans today<\/a>. I think you need an account to vote, however.<\/p>\n<p \/>So, I have come to realize that Matt and I have conversations in our sleep. Instead of talking, we make grunting noises back and forth, and sometimes he giggles. Don&#8217;t tell him I told you, but that&#8217;s the cutest thing ever.<\/p>\n<p \/>I only know this because sometimes I&#8217;ll wake up halfway and continue the conversation until I&#8217;m alert enough to realize what&#8217;s going on. Also, I&#8217;ll assume from the giggling that he woke up, too, and is laughing about the fact that we&#8217;re discussing something that&#8217;s obviously very important in our sleep, but no, he&#8217;s still sleeping.<\/p>\n<p \/>I&#8217;m dying to know what we&#8217;re talking about! It&#8217;s probably dirty.<\/p>\n<p \/>Last night, we had a very excellent night on the couch involving <i>The Big Lebowski<\/i> and caucasians. I like that I notice new things every time I see that movie; viewing 485 was no different, and it&#8217;s still as funny as ever. What happened to the Coen Brothers lately, anyway?<\/p>\n<p \/>Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dearest internet, here is the most important question facing Americans today. I think you need an account to vote, however. So, I have come to realize that Matt and I have conversations in our sleep. Instead of talking, we make grunting noises back and forth, and sometimes he giggles. Don&#8217;t tell him I told you, &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=130\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-26","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}