{"id":1187,"date":"2009-01-09T09:48:41","date_gmt":"2009-01-09T15:48:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=1187"},"modified":"2009-01-09T09:48:41","modified_gmt":"2009-01-09T15:48:41","slug":"the-nuts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=1187","title":{"rendered":"the nuts."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"the nuts\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3076\/3182562738_e3cd3f1220.jpg?v=1231515072\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"380\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Hope your weekend looks a lot like that.<\/p>\n<p>Bowling leagues started up again last night. My average is now 118, which means I&#8217;m setting the bar far too high. But it&#8217;s still kind of exciting, since I was never much for achieving triple digits.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight there will be more bowling, for the hotly-contested Zod Cup. Twenty-four of us will converge upon Elsie&#8217;s tonight and fight for eternal glory. Also, there will be hockey. I can&#8217;t lose!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hope your weekend looks a lot like that. Bowling leagues started up again last night. My average is now 118, which means I&#8217;m setting the bar far too high. But it&#8217;s still kind of exciting, since I was never much for achieving triple digits. Tonight there will be more bowling, for the hotly-contested Zod Cup. &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=1187\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[8,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bowling","category-photos"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-j9","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1187"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1187\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}