{"id":115,"date":"2007-11-26T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-27T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=692"},"modified":"2008-12-19T11:38:52","modified_gmt":"2008-12-19T17:38:52","slug":"goat-in-a-basket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=115","title":{"rendered":"goat in a basket"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Wendy, this review is specially for you.<\/p>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 1px solid black;\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2023\/2047604688_b87606771d.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/div>\n<p><strong>Product:<\/strong> Noxzema Bikini Shaver<br \/>\n<strong>Price:<\/strong> $1.99 for a pack of three, at Target<br \/>\n<strong>Pros:<\/strong> Works really well! Has a little comby thing so you don&#8217;t cut your hooha! Is funny when you leave the package on your boyfriend&#8217;s kitchen counter for a week!<br \/>\n<strong>Cons:<\/strong> Falls through the razor rack in the shower caddy all the damn time.<br \/>\n<strong>Rating:<\/strong> 4.5\/5 stars.<\/p>\n<p>The nice thing about writing about the holiday weekend is that I don&#8217;t really have to, because <a href=\"http:\/\/cashbox.livejournal.com\/394359.html?nc=2\" target=\"x\">Matt covered it<\/a>. Add to that a lot of cleaning and organizing at my house, and that Cindi and I went ice skating at the Depot while they braved Black Friday. Oh man, I love ice skating a lot. If I got some breezers to go with the Gophers socks that I fold down over my skates, I might be mistaken for a hockey player. In figure skates. I&#8217;d still probably be better than them on the power play.<\/p>\n<p>Last night, Matt and I shopped at Midtown Exchange for Mexican soda and gifts for Awesome Christmas, and then we dined at A La Salsa, where I only know how to order one item on the menu because it&#8217;s so good: the Three Amigos. Then we got ourselves home for a spectacularly domestic night of knitting, football, and jigsaw puzzle. We&#8217;d be the Cleavers if it weren&#8217;t for all the&#8211; never mind.<\/p>\n<p>Today is my parents&#8217; anniversary*, so we&#8217;re going to Eagan for dinner with them. After which we will resume the aforementioned domesticity, and I might even finish those socks.<\/p>\n<p>*Happy Anniversary, mom and dad! Thanks for not reading this!<\/p>\n<p>Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Wendy, this review is specially for you. Product: Noxzema Bikini Shaver Price: $1.99 for a pack of three, at Target Pros: Works really well! Has a little comby thing so you don&#8217;t cut your hooha! Is funny when you leave the package on your boyfriend&#8217;s kitchen counter for a week! Cons: Falls through the &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=115\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-list","category-photos"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-1R","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=115"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}