{"id":113,"date":"2007-12-05T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-06T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=694"},"modified":"2008-12-12T12:42:31","modified_gmt":"2008-12-12T18:42:31","slug":"hot-100-and-razzmatazz-rug-burn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=113","title":{"rendered":"hot 100 and razzmatazz (rug burn)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>GUYS.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Miguel has a flat tire<\/li>\n<li>I threw up at the Mall of America<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>You&#8217;d think I&#8217;d be crabby today, but I&#8217;m pretty sure that&#8217;s impossible. As for Miguel, he has run-flat tires, and apparently that means I can drive 150 more miles on them before actually getting them fixed. Since I can only go that far at 50mph, though, I opted for fixing it today. They&#8217;re going to fix the crack in his washer fluid reservoir, too (I had an appointment for that next Tuesday anyway!), and he&#8217;ll be good as new. Also, having the insurance for $400 tires? Absolutely worth it.<\/p>\n<p>Also, it seems that salad and I still don&#8217;t get along very well. Which is lame, but oh well.<\/p>\n<p>Since I haven&#8217;t posted in a year (according to Matt and Wendy), I&#8217;ll just provide a list of the stuff I&#8217;ve done since the last time we spoke:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; had pre-game dinner at Grumpy&#8217;s<br \/>\n&#8211; went to a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/queen_of_subtle\/2083483477\/\" target=\"x\">Gophers game<\/a><br \/>\n&#8211; had pre-show drinks at NBA City (come on, it&#8217;s funny to be a baller) and O&#8217;Donovan&#8217;s<br \/>\n&#8211; saw Dillinger 4 again at the Entry (Paddy shaved half his head onstage)<br \/>\n&#8211; baked pumpkin cheesecake, cranberry-pecan bread, and white-chocolate macadamia nut cookies<br \/>\n&#8211; went to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nocoastcraft.com\/\" target=\"x\">No-Coast<\/a> with Matt, Wendy, and Cindi<br \/>\n&#8211; had lunch and margaritas at A La Salsa while the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/queen_of_subtle\/2084268056\/\" target=\"x\">snow fell<\/a><br \/>\n&#8211; did a lot of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/queen_of_subtle\/2086097457\/\" target=\"x\">knitting<\/a><br \/>\n&#8211; stayed in to watch the other Gophers game<br \/>\n&#8211; had <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/queen_of_subtle\/2084269022\/\" target=\"x\">Thanksgiving #3<\/a> all day at Pete and Christa&#8217;s new house (SO FUN)<br \/>\n&#8211; caught up on the greatest laundry crisis to date<br \/>\n&#8211; had dinner with Wendy at the Happy Gnome<br \/>\n&#8211; played <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/queen_of_subtle\/2086097665\/\" target=\"x\">bocce<\/a> and watched the stupid Patriots win again at Half-Time Rec<br \/>\n&#8211; were naked lady champions, as always<br \/>\n&#8211; hid under the table from a scary old guy<br \/>\n&#8211; worked our booth at the NCEA conference at the Hyatt<br \/>\n&#8211; went to the Mall for xmas shopping and to scope out ideas for my work party next week<br \/>\n&#8211; had dinner at Ruby Tuesday (OH YEAH) with Matt and Wendy, and liked my salad for a while<br \/>\n&#8211; hung out at the awesome lounge in the old Thunderbird<br \/>\n&#8211; got a flat tire<br \/>\n&#8211; took Miguel to the dealership and drank their free coffee while giggling at BMW owners<\/p>\n<p>And now, let&#8217;s talk about footie.<\/p>\n<p>The thing about having a boyfriend who could pretty easily get a job with ESPN is that you pick up some things about sports. I knew a lot about hockey* before we started dating, but my knowledge of other sports was limited to what I picked up as a kid (baseball), what I found amusing (lacrosse), and what I actively avoided lest I doze off from boredom (football, basketball). Now I know things I never thought I would, and the fact that I just spent 15 minutes thinking about Heisman Trophy candidates is kind of messing with my self-perception right now.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, what I&#8217;m trying to say is that soccer is awesome. It&#8217;s like hockey on <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">grass<\/span> the pitch: fast-paced, aggressive, and low-scoring. Here are a few other reasons why I like me some futbol:<\/p>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"border:1px solid black;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.queenofsubtle.com\/storage\/howard.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nTim Howard, Everton<img decoding=\"async\" style=\"border:1px solid black;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.queenofsubtle.com\/storage\/vaughan.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nJames Vaughan, Everton<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"border:1px solid black;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.queenofsubtle.com\/storage\/henry.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nThierry Henry, Barcelona (was Arsenal)<\/div>\n<p>It might be said that I have a type.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight we&#8217;re going to shop for the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aliveness.org\/hb.shtml\" target=\"x\">Aliveness Project<\/a>, then go to Matt&#8217;s house to wrap gifts, drink nog, and eat pizza. I wish for you a similar evening, dudes, and a great weekend!<\/p>\n<p>Jenni<\/p>\n<p>* If <a href=\"http:\/\/sportsillustrated.cnn.com\/2007\/writers\/michael_farber\/12\/04\/hockeytown1210\/3.html\" target=\"x\">this article<\/a> doesn&#8217;t make you choke up, you&#8217;re probably not a hockey fan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>GUYS. Miguel has a flat tire I threw up at the Mall of America You&#8217;d think I&#8217;d be crabby today, but I&#8217;m pretty sure that&#8217;s impossible. As for Miguel, he has run-flat tires, and apparently that means I can drive 150 more miles on them before actually getting them fixed. 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