{"id":104,"date":"2008-01-03T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-04T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=703"},"modified":"2008-12-12T11:55:45","modified_gmt":"2008-12-12T17:55:45","slug":"crack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=104","title":{"rendered":"CRACK"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear internet, what is up? I&#8217;m sitting here waiting for work to be over. I&#8217;ve been insanely productive already today, and also I keep forgetting it&#8217;s Friday.<\/p>\n<p>Two nights ago, Matt and I went to Target for some final cruise-related items, and ended up buying many DVDs because they were $6.50. We were in search of <em>Fight Club<\/em>, but ended up with things like <em>Ferris Bueller&#8217;s Day Off<\/em> instead. Hey, you really can&#8217;t go wrong for $6.50. I also got the <em>Pitch Black<\/em> trilogy (starring Vin Diesel) for $10. Shut up. Afterward, we had a very nice dinner at King &amp; I, and then concluded the date in the appropriate manner.<\/p>\n<p>Last night, we had dinner at It&#8217;s Greek to Me with Wendy and Cindi, then were joined by Willis, Dan, and Kate at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.restaurantmiami.us\" target=\"x\">Restaurant Miami<\/a>. I&#8217;ve only been meaning to go there for a year now, so it was a huge accomplishment. It&#8217;s as delightfully tacky as promised, the $8 drinks are GIGANTIC and have names like &#8216;her womb is so polluted&#8217; and &#8216;I always tell the truth, even when I lie&#8217;. Mostly we went there as tropical-drink preparation for the cruise, and, dudes, WE ARE READY.<\/p>\n<p>The last weekend before said cruise? It features two Timberwolves games (how can you pass up tickets that cheap? I kind of love crappy pro sports teams), the Swarm open house, brunch, Gophers hockey (in some form, probably recorded on the DVR), and most definitely Guitar Hero.<\/p>\n<p>So, Flickr recently added stats, things like view counts and referrers. My favorite feature, though, is the list of most-viewed photos. Here are my top ten! See if you can figure out the themes.<\/p>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/201\/457888042_6360f0c1fc_m.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\n<span style=\"tiny\">1: girl showing buttcrack at se<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear internet, what is up? I&#8217;m sitting here waiting for work to be over. I&#8217;ve been insanely productive already today, and also I keep forgetting it&#8217;s Friday. Two nights ago, Matt and I went to Target for some final cruise-related items, and ended up buying many DVDs because they were $6.50. We were in search &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=104\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-list"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/so9qt-crack","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=104"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}