{"id":102,"date":"2008-01-10T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-11T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=705"},"modified":"2008-12-12T11:53:52","modified_gmt":"2008-12-12T17:53:52","slug":"ss-razzmatazz-incoming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=102","title":{"rendered":"S.S. RAZZMATAZZ: INCOMING"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>GUYS. I was not joking when I said this would be the longest week ever. I was pretty sure I was going to die between the hours of 1 and 2pm yesterday. However, it&#8217;s now Friday, there&#8217;s a hockey game tonight, and tomorrow WE&#8217;RE GOING ON A CRUISE!!!<\/p>\n<p>This week has been mostly dedicated to packing and organizing and killing time so we&#8217;re not dying of having to wait. Tuesday, Matt and I went to see an exhibition at Altered Aesthetics so he could write an article about it. I went to the mall while he typed, then to Kohl&#8217;s for the always-thrilling bra shopping adventure. It went well, though, and I called my mom immediately thereafter to tell her she won. She&#8217;s been haranguing me for years to get a Kohl&#8217;s card (&#8220;They have such good coupons! You get a discount on everything!!&#8221;), and it turned out I couldn&#8217;t pass it up; I got 3 bras, underpants, and an awesome Twins hoodie for $50 off. Score.<\/p>\n<p>Wednesday, we had deep-dish at Suzi&#8217;s (which doesn&#8217;t suck in the winter), then went to Jaros for some hot <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/queen_of_subtle\/2182565663\/\" target=\"x\">naked lady action<\/a>. Last night, I played DDR HOT PARTY on the Wii for a while, then we did pub quiz at Keegan&#8217;s. We only took second in the first quiz and didn&#8217;t even place in the late one. That&#8217;s because Terry wrote all the questions, and therefore the answers were tainted with republicanism. That&#8217;s my theory, at least.<\/p>\n<p>Today I&#8217;m counting down the hours left at work (current status: 5), then there&#8217;s dinner at Grumpy&#8217;s, followed by HOCKEY. We haven&#8217;t been to Mariucci in over a month, and I&#8217;m very glad to be able to see a game before vacation. Also, it&#8217;s a somewhat-changed team, as Carman is back and Okposo is gone. (That was <a href=\"http:\/\/sports.espn.go.com\/nhl\/news\/story?id=3162223\" target=\"x\">kind of a dick move<\/a>, Kyle.) After the game, we&#8217;ll likely be in bed in 20 minutes. We&#8217;re getting up at 3:30am tomorrow!<\/p>\n<p>If you want to see where we&#8217;re at at any given time, <a href=\"http:\/\/webcams.costa.it\/ShipLiveMap.asp?name=Mediterranea\" target=\"x\">here&#8217;s a map<\/a>! You can click on the boat to see the webcam, too. Look closely when we&#8217;re in Honduras, because you just might see Matt with a monkey on his head.<\/p>\n<p>See you in a week!!<br \/>\nJenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>GUYS. I was not joking when I said this would be the longest week ever. I was pretty sure I was going to die between the hours of 1 and 2pm yesterday. However, it&#8217;s now Friday, there&#8217;s a hockey game tonight, and tomorrow WE&#8217;RE GOING ON A CRUISE!!! 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