{"id":101,"date":"2008-01-20T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-21T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=706"},"modified":"2008-12-12T11:49:47","modified_gmt":"2008-12-12T17:49:47","slug":"three-lamborghinis-in-pristine-condition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=101","title":{"rendered":"three lamborghinis in pristine condition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>sat<\/strong>: flew to florida, played bocce on deck 9, cried with excitement as we left the harbor<\/p>\n<p><strong>sun<\/strong>: saw the southernmost point in the u.s., had brunch featuring nachos and tropical drinks overlooking the ocean<\/p>\n<p><strong>mon<\/strong>: made beautiful necklaces at arts &amp; crafts, took italian lessons<\/p>\n<p><strong>tue<\/strong>: kissed a stingray, got blowjobs from jesus at se\u00f1or frog&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p><strong>wed<\/strong>: kayaked in honduras, had drinks in the ocean, learned dirty words in italian<\/p>\n<p><strong>thu<\/strong>: rode atvs in the mexican jungle, saw mayan ruins and a tiny monkey, hung out on tire swings at se\u00f1or frog&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p><strong>fri<\/strong>: learned to merengue, played soccer and shuffleboard on deck, went to toga night<\/p>\n<p><strong>sat<\/strong>: had lunch on the riverwalk in ft lauderdale, got free shots at coyote ugly, drove down the A1A<\/p>\n<p><strong>sun<\/strong>: spent a lot of time on the couch knitting and watching football<\/p>\n<p>Dear Minnesota, I can&#8217;t say I&#8217;m entirely glad to be back, what with the negative temperatures and the fact that most people have today off work. I&#8217;m going to spend some time catching up on email, sorting through 600+ photos, and feeding my coworkers rum cake. Also, trying not to fall off my chair, because my sea legs aren&#8217;t gone yet, and the whole world&#8217;s a-rockin&#8217; (don&#8217;t bother knockin&#8217;).<\/p>\n<p>I may search plane fares to Jamaica, too. No reason.<\/p>\n<p>That was the best vacation of all time, and we did so much I can&#8217;t remember it all. I can&#8217;t say enough good things about Costa cruises, either. They&#8217;re fantastic. I plan to get on my travel journaling right away!<\/p>\n<p>Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>sat: flew to florida, played bocce on deck 9, cried with excitement as we left the harbor sun: saw the southernmost point in the u.s., had brunch featuring nachos and tropical drinks overlooking the ocean mon: made beautiful necklaces at arts &amp; crafts, took italian lessons tue: kissed a stingray, got blowjobs from jesus at &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=101\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-101","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vacation"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-1D","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=101"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}