Dear Diary

Dear Diary, I’m prepared to admit that sometimes I put a little too much effort into my job. Jenni

Do You Smell Meatloaf?

Dear Tuna, I’ve been meaning to tell you this for almost 15 years now. You’d think I would have let it go, but you’ve become sort of a paradigm of irritation for me. The thing is, I hate you. No, really. I never liked you, and I’m mystified as to how I managed to spend so much time with you. ...

I Quit

To My Current Employer: Please accept my resignation as of today. I have decided to start my own business selling t-shirts on cafepress.com. At a profit of $1 a shirt, I only have to sell about a billion of them before I rival Bill Gates’ wealth and business savvy. I’ve already got him beat when it comes to panache. Sincerely, ...

The End is Near

Dear Future, As you know, I turned 29 today. I spent my birthday in a cheap hotel in Sturgis, South Dakota. It’s really not as bad as it sounds. Since I’m rapidly approaching a major birthday milestone, the point at which it’s common to question, reevaluate, and possibly panic, I have just one request for the next year: Go easy ...