Dear Park Dental,

I’m a survivor, no thanks to you.

I wasn’t aware that a human being could lose that much blood and still be able to walk out of your office under their own power. Plasma Alliance would have paid me $20 a pint, so I estimate you owe me 40 or 50 bucks, at least. I’ll be watching my mail for the check.


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