A Warning

Dear Friends and Associates,

Impending doom.

That’s what you should sense if you get too close to me today. If I was nice, I’d put up a sign warning you of potential disaster. But I’m not feeling especially nice, either, so I’m far more likely to let you stumble into that trap.

You’ve been warned.

P.S. I did not, in fact, get sick. Score one for specious reasoning!

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